January 5

a day we’re the most complicated person was born

hey it’s january 5th
yes, this complicated bitch was born that day

by TheWisrLover October 28, 2019

January 5

Hold your gf hand day

Hold your gf hand n make her feel loved today even tho you need to do that every day but make this a day where she feels like you want her 🖤™️

*Boy hold crushes hand for the first time *

*Gf gets butterflies wanting it to last 4ever*

Gf: what was that for ?

Boy: January 5

by By Rachel January 5, 2021

January 5

Nations any girl can slap a boy in the face day! Have fun with this one cause it’s only one day!

It’s January 5 today so let’s eat a pie!

by Yxtisha December 14, 2020

January 5

Suck tits day

Go up to a girl and suck her tits on January 5

by Bigbuffalobrain October 15, 2019

January 5

This is the best day ever! I can’t wait for this day ever year!!

January 5 is the best day of the year!

by Best day January 5, 2021

January 5

January 5th is the best day of your life because it is National Don’t Talk Day. So if someone talks to you write down what you wanna say!And don’t forget to write your not supposed to be talking!

Sarah-Hey James
James-.....
Sarah-Why aren’t you talking to me?!
James-*Writes on paper*”It’s January 5th! So it’s National Don’t Talk Day!

by Sassy Girl09 December 5, 2019

January 5

Be gay with the boys, like smash or something. If you don’t then I’m gonna start spinning and shit

Me: Wanna fuck
....
Me: Oh yeah I don’t have any friends, I guess I’ll spend January 5 alone then:(

by RetardedMouse December 10, 2020