Jamone

Chips: "When are you gunna call...whasthername...you know...jamone?"

Moz: "What's up Jamone?!?"
Chips: "Haha jamone!"

Moz: "YO! JAMONE!"

Moz: "(burps) JAMONE!"
by dm8828 December 17, 2010
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Jamon Iberico

A piece of ham from the depths of Spain. Definitely one of the best pieces of a pig.
You: Have you had any Jamon Iberico yet?
Me: Yes, it is the best.
by Zyonned_ March 24, 2022
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Mucho jamon para dos huevos!

"Too much ham for 2 eggs!"
1. A fat girl dating a skinny, frail man
2. A stunningly beautiful woman dating an insignificant man.
That girl is dating that guy?! She is mucho jamon para dos huevos!
by barrazjazz November 10, 2020
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Jamone

A cigarette, smoke, dart, or a fag
Goons and I snuck out of last period, went to the coffee shop and had a bunch of Jamone's with our pals.

Ace had his first Jamone in grade 8.

Monika and Jamie came over with a pack of Jamone's because they smoked all of them last night.

Where's Griff? Jamoning out back!

Back in high school I could not afford a carton of Jamones.
by KingGriff December 08, 2022
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Jamon

Jamon is sexy and hot asf. He loves his bae. He also is in love with another girl. Jamon is also a cheater in relationships and talented too. He cheats on every girl and everyone dislikes him especially his secret admirer. Jamon is also very good in catfishing with men and girls .
Omg I wish I was like Jamon

Jamon was the biggest cheater ever
by Sarah Walkins November 22, 2023
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