James Franco

When you wipe too hard and your finger pops through the toilet paper and goes up you butt hole.

We need better toilet paper, ‘cause I just gave myself another James Franco.

by Fisty McStoolfingers February 7, 2018

Shartles and James

Homemade wine coolers. Someone grabs some cheap box wine and mixes it with seven-up and puts it in a sippy-cup. People drinking Shartles and James can be found in the summer time at free movies in the park.

That lady over there has no idea where her kid is, she's all hammered on her homemade Shartles and James and flirting with her girlfriend's husband. Nice spray tan.

by Shartilingus October 3, 2011

James River

The James River is a river in the U.S. state of Virginia. It is 348 miles long, extending to 444 miles includes the Jackson River. It is the 12th longest river in the United States that remains entirely within a single state

It has become very popular for families to take swims in and college students at VCU to get fucked up at.

VCU student1: Hey wanna get fucked up at the James River tomorrow and drink PBR?

VCU student2: Yea man! The river is sick!

by hillert October 22, 2013

James Irwin Charter School

A very terrible school, full of racism and lesbians. The principal is a pussy. There’s no damn windows, terrible dress code(like really terrible) 0/10 wouldn’t recommend.

Ewww you go to James Irwin Charter School?

by yòúrđāđ July 10, 2020

Jamesing it

Chasing your dream in the best possible way, but you ultimately fail in the most horrific fashion.

Say your going for that job interview, job interview is going well. On the way out you push the guy out the window, building catches on fire, building gets up, walks away...war starts.

"Man that guy is really jamesing it."

by The Seamanator February 26, 2015

James Marriott

A very handsome clout god

Did you see that hot piece of ass, james marriott

by God amongst shrimpkind January 5, 2019

James Marriott

Thicc papi

Did you see that thicc papi James Marriott?

by iamnotokyeet April 10, 2019