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jackbooted thugs

n.

1. Cruelly and violently oppressive brutal ruffians or assassins, usually wearing jackboots.

2. Heavily armed DEA agents, usually dressed in full riot gear, who kick down innocent civilians' doors in search of harmless medicinal herbs.

3. Heavily armed ATF agents, usually dressed in full riot gear, who kick down innocent civilians' doors in search of harmless cuban children.

4. Heavily armed FBI agents, usually dressed in full riot gear, who kick down evil terrorist's doors in search of lethal VX nerve gas.
The jackbooted thugs were tired after a long day of hassling hippies, killing terrorists, and rescuing young cuban boys.
by Eleusis October 14, 2003
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jackboot tactics

Harsh strongarm tactics; repressive, bullying and militaristic tactics like those used in authoritarian or totalitarian countries; - used opprobriously, and often in hyperbolic exaggeration of police tactics in democratic countries.
I was restricted from posting to facebook for 25 hours due to their jackboot tactics
by anonymous October 16, 2021
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jackbooty

something that is stupid,gay, annoying,pisses you off or makes you mad.
That girl is a freaking jackbooty, i hate her.
by afreaky March 5, 2008
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Jackboots

Thoes cool boots the Nazi's use to goose step with
Jackboots are used for heiling and marching
by The Col. November 27, 2004
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Jackbootstrapping

The use by news media outlets of over the top commentary by their opinion commentators to start news segments about the "factual" basis of the over the top commentary.

This is an homage to Fox who often uses the hyperbole of Hannity and Beck - who see fascism around every corner - in this very manner.
What a fine example of jackbootstrapping: Fox News reportedly draws a distinction between its "news hours," which it claims are objective, and its "editorial" programming. But on May 19, purported "news hour" anchor Megyn Kelly constructed an entire segment around "editorial" host Glenn Beck's criticism of New York's proposed restaurant salt ban, airing clips from his show and asking her guest to respond to Beck's arguments.
by mep321 March 19, 2010
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Jaybooty

The most powerful, thicc, roundest and bootiful booty on Earth... the Jaybooty. The Jaybooty is a one of a kind type of booty. The best kind! Everyone loves the Jaybooty. Everyone blesses the Jaybooty. And most of all, everyone needs the Jaybooty, just as much as the Jaybooty needs the #protecc. No implants, no need for squats, I guess you could see that anyone who requires the Jaybooty #BornThisWay

The Jaybooty is currently owned by someone who I’m sure is not willing to give up the Jaybooty (especially, not for free) and wants to keep the Jaybooty safe from other horny boys/girls.
The Narrator: And here we have the most rarest species of booty amoungst humanity. The Jaybooty... just watch as it jiggles.
Jaybooty: I’m pretty sure this is sexual harassment...
by JuicyB00ty04 July 17, 2018
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jacobooey

The best guy the world, commonly known as booey. A guy doesnt get much better than booey. He is the most sexy lad u will ever meet making u blush on sight. An epic gamer with an epic sense of humour.
Omg it is booey 🥰🥰🥰
Jacobooey is the best.
by Jacobooey November 30, 2020
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