Jacob sartorius

A stupid person who thinks he is “famous” but actually makes cringe “songs”

(AKA Jacob saggytits)

Ayo you guys heard of Jacob saggytits?

You mean Jacob sartorius, he has good songs right

You are no longer my friend Steve

Bu...

NO

by Jeffboy69 April 29, 2020

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Jacob Sartorious

A type of trash that attracts ten year old girls all over the Internet. Jacob wears an acorn or some shit in his pants to look like he has a dick. He is widely known as the 'Fuckboy master'. Other names for him include the following;

Jacob Sclitorous,
Jacob Saggytits,
And Jacob Stegosaurus.

Person 1: "Oh my god dude! 'Hoodie' by a piece of trash is my fav song!"
Person 2: "Wow! A piece of trash produced by a piece of trash!"
Person 3: "Guys don't you mean jacob sartorious??"

by troyelove May 17, 2016

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Jacob Sartorius/Saggytits

The queen of all f*** boys. He's one of those guys that little girls love for no reason. You'd think he'd be at least cute but he's uglier then the devil's Butt

"Your Thot cousin is such a Jacob Sartorius/Saggytits"

by Someone Yue June 7, 2016

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Jacob Sartorious

A pasty white 13 year old boy who gets 8 year old girls' pussies wet

9 year old girl: Jacob Sartorious is so hot I wanna lick his barely there abs

by bitch-where June 12, 2016

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Jacob sartorius

A boy who got famous by musically by body rolling and biting his lip for 9 year olds and then thought he could sing because he lipsynced on musically so much it make him think it's super easy. Then on his first music video sweatshirt a sweatshirt was randomly moving around probably trying to get away from him then later on in life became a loser.

Oh yeah that jacob sartorius kid. He's a elf

by Scammer_gets_scammed March 10, 2019

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