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Jacob Cardinal

The embodiment of god, a myth known only by a select group of powerful men and women, it is said those who worthy of meeting Jacob Cardinal are blessed with great wealth and power.
I pray to Jacob Cardinal before eating.
by Stevenson99 January 21, 2023
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Jacob Collier

An extremely talented 25-year-old man, hailing from London, England. He's a master of harmonization, chords, and microtones. He understands music theory like it's his first language. Collier owns multiple instruments and learned them all on his own- an audidact, if you will. He also has perfect pitch and really is a fun guy, along with possessing a tremendous amount of talent that most, if not all musicians wish they could have. Some people envy him and try to belittle his music, saying he's "just a white boy who uses autotune." Others look up to him as an inspiration. He's also quite a handsome fella, if I do say so myself..
Person 1: Hey, have you ever listened to Jacob Collier? He's a real fuckin' genius. 21st-century Mozart!

Person 2: Oh, that show-off white kid with the spiky Asian-boy hair? He's nothing special, honestly. Shit artist.

Person 1: What? No, you probably don't understand what he really does. You don't have to be a huge fan of his music, but the work he puts into it is truly amazing. Not to mention he plays hundreds of instrume-

Person 2: Would you shut up? I know he's a talented fuck, that's why I hate him. All he does is flex. Cocky jerk.

Person 1: ooook
by confused nick face June 18, 2020
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jacob cisneros

a badass motha fucka who has game and a wierd sence of humor with a little charm.
hey did u see dat foul he's a jacob cisneros
by pompodour January 20, 2009
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Jacob Chism

funny, intesting, has loads of friends, party animal, plays loads of games and girls
by oreo95 May 12, 2010
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Jacob Cochran

A complete douche, favorite phrase, "Stop being a bitch". Has a fetish for Asian girls and Alabama hot pockets.
Why's she dating a Jacob Cochran? She deserves a real man.
by A trustable weeb June 8, 2016
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by flattio July 11, 2023
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jacob collier

One of the, if not the best musicians in the world. With microtonal harmonies and fascinating rhythms, he produces "musician's music"
Jesse: Have you heard jacob collier's new song?
Daniel: Yes, it was amazing. It really filled the love in my heart, it was all I needed for the day. I listened to it in my room all night long, and it made me cry. I could feel it in my bones. Thanks for asking, djesse.
Jesse: You misspelled my name.
Daniel: But we're talking.
Jesse: We aren't real. We are but text being written or having been wrote by a simple fan of jacob collier, the king of music, like Julia Ceasar, Daniel.
Daniel: It's Julius.
Jesse: But I've known you for so long, how could I have not known this whole time, your name was julius.
Daniel: Not my na- this is too long of an example, our creator should probably shut up and go to bed.
Jesse: Not before listening to Snarky Puppy: We Like It Here
by Stylus Sticc June 6, 2020
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