Jackwagon

(noun)
-A vulgar term used to describe a person whose opinion is held in very low regard and considered irrelevant.

- Worthless individual.

unfortunately This years Presidential candidate is a total jackwagon.

by DEADMEAT October 28, 2020

Jackfag

A person that possesses the characteristics of a jackass, a fag. Synonymous with "fucking idiot", "god damn piece of shit", and "mother fucking jackass faggot".

Holy tap dancing Jesus! I can't believe that jackfag just cut me off in traffic.

by MacPhatDaddy March 16, 2010

jackwash

a moment when you have a total number of 69 sexual partners, first used by Hugh Johnson during the Lasagna Cat Sex Survey Results video.

"Hugh Johnson, 69... a jackwash!"

by DerpHerpbert August 12, 2019

gravy soppin jackfag

A loud mouth, opinionated, redneck that always brags about gettin his mawma to fix him sumpin kuntry to eat that's smuthered in hawg gravy. The aforementioned peckerwood works up a rite smart appetite after his nitely buggering session with Uncle R.B.

Bill Shakespeare - "I find it most distateful that that gravy soppin jackfag spits all over the ground at the front entrance to Doyle's Bait and Tackle Shop in downtown Mayberry."

by Darlington Sneezeby August 31, 2014

Jackbag

Noun; A cross between jackass, from Old English and the German word for jerk, douchebag . Can also be used as an adjective to describe a dick move.

In response to a stupid act, Matt asked, "Why are you acting like such a #@$&%ing jackbag?"

"Altman, I can't believe you did that in that bathroom, that was a real jackbag move of you!"

by G. Kahn April 7, 2008

jackage

Material - pictures or videos used for jacking off.

Man, Mister Fister has some high-quality jackage for the discriminating gentleman.

by Mister_Fister May 27, 2006

jackwagon

a crybaby loser pussy-type who needs to grow some cajones and start acting like a man

Billy: "Dude, I can't get Ronnie to play tackle football with us 'cause he's too afraid of getting hit."

Jimmy: "It doesn't surprise me, he's always been a fuckin' jackwagon anyway."

by dookeyboy November 25, 2010