jacksie towel

A towel with a shit streak. Occurs when drying your anus that was inadequately washed.

Steve hung up his jacksie towel on Nellie's clothesline, shit streak out for all to admire.

by Gnub Jist September 9, 2016

jacksie punch

a short hard punch to the arse

he bent over just after insulting me so I delivered a jacksie punch as a favour

by Michelle Blatchford January 19, 2004

jacksy bastard

Not neccesarily derogatory,a person who has an enviable amount of luck

That geezer from that porn film is a jacksy bastard!.He has got a masive todger,shags top notch totty allday and gets paid for it!! Jacksy Bastard!

by rudi October 29, 2006

jacksie punch

almost a fisting but only minor penetration to the cake hole

the bastard was whining like a fucking sheila so I invested in a jacksie punch

by Rooster January 19, 2004

up the jacksy

takes it right up the jacksy, to receive anal sex

there she was buns in the air taking it up the jacksy

by Supercalla August 4, 2016

jeep jacksie

You get Jeep Jacksie from sitting down too long during a bus or car. You lose all feeling in your rear end. Also known as numb bum.

" I went from New York to San Francisco by bus. My bum is numb, think I have Jeep Jacksie".

by Stuie54 September 23, 2014