The only known technique to rid yourself of Class-A clinger. When you know she won't ever let you leave her and will cry on your shoulder weeks after you've moved on, give her a quick fast pounding with your dick and then head for home. She will breakup with you in a seconds and you will have won back your freedom!
Friend: How did you ever escape from Caroline?
You: I gave her a good jack hammer and now my life is back to normal.
You: I gave her a good jack hammer and now my life is back to normal.
by TheHammerIsMyPenis June 29, 2011
Get the jack hammermug. Pounding a hoe in the vag or even the spinky, when feeling daring enough. The male thrusts at a speed that is resembling of a jack hammer. This may cause small fissures and sometimes even full cracks in the applicable genitalia/shit-partition.
Tyrant: Dude I went trout fishing last night, caught a few. Hbu?
Big Easy: Dawg I went jack-hammering with my wife. Pounded her spinky so hard I created a crack in her ass.... now she has two asscracks.
Big Easy: Dawg I went jack-hammering with my wife. Pounded her spinky so hard I created a crack in her ass.... now she has two asscracks.
by Stoney69 July 5, 2019
Get the Jack-hammeringmug. by daB May 18, 2004
Get the Jack Hammermug. A sex act that involves clapping your hands together and making a pointer with your index and middle finger. You then slide the "jack Hammer" into your girlfriend and you shake your arms like a jackhammer.
by Joe likes yogurt March 25, 2022
Get the Jack Hammermug. by Biggie mac May 23, 2006
Get the jack hammermug. When you're in the middle of having some wayward port riding you and you grab her by the shoulder to pull her down allowing you to utilize the mattress providing more force as you proceed to beat that pussy up like a cheap steak.
The other night I had this thot riding my cock when I decided to introduce her to the Austrailian Jack Hammer!!! Turned that moaner into a screamer!
by Dildo Dan April 16, 2015
Get the Austrailian Jack Hammermug. When a girl is on one side of a room with her legs spread and a guy on the other side of the room, takes aim, and runs.
by big nasty sucka January 17, 2009
Get the Alaskan jack hammermug.