Jackassery

Conduct consistent with a Jackass.

Kevin is guilty of Jackassery

by Sharp Emmons March 7, 2003

Jackassed airhead

Someone who is so stupid they start acting like a complete jackass and it gets really annoying

Liz: Some guy on the internet called me a whore and a fucked up bitch because I don't use my real name on myspace or facebook he also said to go screw a horse since I am from Lake Tahoe and that is the south because they filmed bonanza there and that is where cowboys come from

Spencer Pratt is also a jackassed airhead

by browngirlsdonttakebs June 4, 2009

jackassary

1) A rude, stupid, or malicious act
2) The act of being a jackass

I was beginning to get very tired of Brad's constant jackassary.

by Mike Rosenberg July 27, 2008

pack of jackasses

A cluster or gaggle of friggen idiots.

A Pack of Jackasses are blocking the front doors to the mall.

by Ollie September 23, 2003

Jackassery

That act of being a jackass. Usually in attempt to seek any form of attention and without much precaution. Mostly done but those prone to stupidity.

Jackassery is usually accompanied by embarrassment

Most MTV publicity stunts feature some form of jackassery

Guy1: "Did you see Kanye West on the VMA's? More of his usual jackassery"

by Atticus.Finch September 15, 2009

Jackasstrophe

A catastrophe caused by a jackass.

Friend one: "I just got a call from my friend whose boyfriend 'forgot' to pick her up to take her to the airport on the Friday before Spring Break and didn't answer his phone when she called him to see where he was. She missed her flight, spent 6 hours waiting on stand-by to get another, and THEN her luggage got lost!"

Friend two: "What a total jackasstrophe!"

Friend one: "Totally. And he still hasn't called to apologize!"

by astar_alone March 17, 2010

Jackassery

A noun describing a state of abject stupidity and ignorance of objective facts when serious decisions need to be made. It can reference an individual or group's actions.

The policy that prevents us from killing people who plant IEDs in the road until they detonate that IED is the highest form of jackassery.

Getting drunk, dancing with those strippers and then sending photos of the party to your wife was jackassery at it's highest form.

Suggesting that we should fly through the mountains at night in fog was total jackassery.

by Snowfox8 July 28, 2011