by Teh_North_Star December 27, 2010
Oh, man I got sooooo apple jacked last night.
—Well, at least you didn't do anything too regrettable
Hell yeah, apple jack takes good care of you
—Well, at least you didn't do anything too regrettable
Hell yeah, apple jack takes good care of you
by lwitthoft December 12, 2010
by shacka brah September 26, 2019
"You know how in the Apple Jack commercials when asked how the cereal is good even though it doesn't taste like apples the response is "it just is". That's the main precept behind the Apple Jack defense, which MIKE constantly employs."
by zee July 10, 2006
Term coined(by my bro MMV) to describe the people who work at Apple stores. These fucking tools willl do everything in their power to NOT help you, and leave hanging out to dry. They walk around with their stupid ipod's and think they are the best thing to come along since the horseless carriage. You can get put on some list to get help , but there is no rhyme or reason to how one can get on said list. They walk past you if you need help into the back room where the gents service each others manhoods. The service needless to say eats dick just like the fucking nerds who work there, not to be critical just sayin'.
by TV CAR July 25, 2010
an insult that can be used as an offensive, yet funny manner. if you use this insult against someone, once they ask what it means, walk away and leave them hanging.
by simba joe November 9, 2017