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THIS IS THE FINAL STAGE OF BOREDOM!!!! ONCE YOU HAVE TYPED THE QWERTY KEYBOARD ACROSS AND BACKWARDS AS WELL AS DO THAT SIDEWAYS AND SIDEWAYS BACKWARDS, BUT THAT'S NOT ALL YOU STILL HAVE TO ADD THE SPACES IN BETWEEN EACH LETTER. THEN ONCE YOU DO ALL THAT YOU HAVE ACHIEVED GOD LEVEL!!!!!!
Person#1:Do you know that girl that typed Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q into the urban dictonary?

Me:*SCREAMS AND FLASHBACKS TO EXACTLY WHEN I TYPED Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q INTO THE URBAN DICTIONARY*

Person#1:*confused*
by RANDOMPERSON22345 January 7, 2022
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A J#B

IM MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS AND TEHN I GET HIT WITH A J#B APPLICATION!
A J#B!
by Orbiting Orion August 8, 2025
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J*b

The better word for job
Friend: hey, do you have a job?
Friend's friend: You mean j*b?
by nextcloudtalk50 August 25, 2025
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J*b

Referring to employment, a j*b is something only idiots have . It is censored because it scares the unemployed and is considered a slur.
Sigma: Yo bruh wanna flicker munt all day today?
Fucking retarded loser: Nah bruh i got a j*b
by albanianfungus12 June 12, 2025
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J*b

Job, but censored

This is basically making fun of both people whom seem to censor every word (because trigger warnings, i guess), and unemployed people. Usually, when you say Job, Outside, or any word that would trigger a degenerate on the Internet, they'll say "censor it!" As a joke.
Person 1: Get a job.

Person 2: Ewww! Censor that word!

Person 3: Yeah, say j*b, or at least add a TW before you say that!
by lesbiangex221 June 10, 2025
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J to the B

J to the B
by KP2saucey October 3, 2022
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PTJD (post/pre traumatic J*B disorder)

Post/Pre traumatic J*B disorder (PTJD) is a mental health condition that can develop after or before a person experiences or witnesses a J*b It's characterized by a range of symptoms, including intrusive memories, avoidance behaviors, negative changes in mood and thinking, and decreased arousal and reactivity. Most likely to be triggerd when the word "J*B" is said or having to do a J*B. This often only effects people who are lazy and/or Dont like work
A: "anyway so my buddy got this new j*b-" B: "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" C: "Dude B ha sPTJD (post/pre traumatic J*B disorder) you cant say that!"
by 0mAkine August 15, 2025
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