Inverse Intoxication Principle

The principle stating that people who say that they are "soo drunk right not" are usually fairly sober, while people who say they are "not that drunk" are usually highly intoxicated.

Max: Dude, I swear I'm not that drunk.

Sam: You just pissed in our trashcan asshole. I think you're pretty fucked up right now.

Kyle: Yeah he's gone. Perfect example of the Inverse Intoxication Principle.

by JC Swaggg November 25, 2012

The Law of Inverse Ninja Strength

When confronted by ninja(s), the individual ninja will be far more powerful than a group of ninjas. To see the effectiveness of a group of ninjas simply use the equation power= 1/n, where n is the number of ninjas

Don't worry about the group of 1,000 ninjas, worry about the single guy, according to The Law of Inverse Ninja Strength

by jamundertoast December 17, 2010

Negative Reality Inversion

A Negative Reality Inversion (NRI) a term originating from the series "The Young Ones" and is actually technobabble.

A Reality Inversion would be the symmetrical inversion of reality. Making it negative would actually cancel it out, leaving you with reality.

NEIL: Anybody watching that must've thought it was a negative reality inversion.

*A man and woman are making out in the shadows
WOMAN: Cor, that looked just like a negative reality inversion, didn't it?
MAN: Yes, it did, a bit.

*They turn their attention back to each other

by DecoyDucky May 4, 2010

ANAL-CRANIAL INVERSION SYNDROME

A chronic condition by which the physical connections between the buttocks and head are reversed, causing fecal material to spew from the mouth. Conventional treatments include wiring the jaws shut or the prompt use of a gag ball.

ACIS is more harmful to those coming in contact with the ACIS person than the ACIS person him/herself. Even casual contact results in looks of disbelief, screaming and the uncontrolable urge to place one's hands over one's ears and yell "Make it stop". Family and friends living with an ACIS patient are advised to wear ear plugs, or in more extreme cases, to drive shiskabob spears through their ears.

Not to be confused with having Head-Up-Assitisis or Asshatoses.

President Bush displayed symptoms of Anal-Cranial Inversion Syndrome at his last interview when he spoke about his legacy.

by radfringe December 20, 2008

Mr Iverach

"Pillay, my counterpart is my friend, my saviour. 'e got me here in this horrendous gulag full o' boys after suffering with him in the darks in South India. Called the ~mad scientist~ or such bullshit like that by my fellow rivals, many mortals struggle to understand that I'm a supernatural. In the near future, I hope to be given the honour of shining the Malteser, a ritual performed every year in the 'Festival of the Dark'. That's it, really"

No words can describe a god like Mr Iverach.

by KiwiShine April 29, 2021

Ivern

Ivern refers to weed.
Also, when you've smoked weed, you become Ivern.

Ivern is a character from League of Legends, the saying is inspired from his character, our long legged happy tree friend with his soothing voice.

"Hey, wanna go smoke some Ivern?"
"Sure, let's get faded af bro"
Some later..
"I'm Ivern af.."
"..."
"Can you make me some pasta?"

by ItsMeMatti April 27, 2020

iverge

iVerge is term that describes popular tech site called The Verge. They are extremely biased towards Apple products, ignoring advantages of other platforms and manufacturers.

Nilay Patel: "Microsoft is bad. Google is bad. Blackberry is bad. Android is bad."
David Pierce: "This laptop is great but you should buy Macbook Air"

Average tech reader:"Those motherf*ckers are biased. iVerge!"

by Cadenzza December 3, 2013