the bosses cock isn't going to suck itself

In large corporations it is imperative to understand that the bosses cock isn't going to suck itself if your goal is to move up the ladder.

Excuse me, Derek? The bosses cock isn't going to suck itself.

by milfhunter37 March 31, 2003

Trash taking itself out

Sometimes, a really shit human being will do the public service of identifying themselves and voluntarily removing themselves from the situation. This is the trash taking itself out.

After Buffalo police knocked down and left a 77 year old protester bleeding in the street, 2 of them were disciplined, and 57 of the Buffalo police resigned from the task force in protest. It's like the trash taking itself out.

by KaiusC June 8, 2020

ItsAlexPlays

ItsAlexPlays is often used to refers to someone who commonly goes on the roof to twirl a staff. Some other traits an ItsAlexPlays might have are things such as: easily overpowering people, listening to mask by dream, child molestation, and hating gay people.

Mark: “did you notice how easily that guy overpowered someone with a staff on a roof?”
SR-71: “Yeah, see what I mean Mark, he’s an ItsAlexPlays.”

by Tornado John May 9, 2023

I wish my homework was asexual so it would do itself.

A rather genius phrase, coined by Adam Hodges on facebook. A spin off the lawn/emo/cut itself.

Man, AP Music Theory sucks. I wish my homework was asexual so it would do itself.

by rarrrgh October 10, 2006

isael

An isael is someone that can play extremely high on a musical instrument known as steroid lips

My trombone player is an isael

by Drugdealer February 20, 2017

ItsAl0ne

One of the best gamer of minecraft,both BE and JE,

Hes an untouchable ineliminatable also invincible god in minecraft,even he quits but legend never dies

Some1:Yo you know who ItsAl0ne is?
Other1:Mhm,the forever legend in Minecraft?
Some1:Yes,my bro hes my idol

by ​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​ September 16, 2020

sometimes the banana peels itself

saying used to describe that somethings just happen for a reason and are outside of ones control

My grandma is getting too old to care for now. We are going to have to put her in a home soon, but man sometimes the banana peels itself.

by spenzar71 July 5, 2015