Item

A nickname - usually for the female genitalia, less often for the male member.

Rosie: I hate the beach - I always end up with sand in my item!

Sugar: I know right ? And when I skydive, the straps get all up in my item.

or
Frankie : These tight-ass new jeans really showcase my item for the ladies.

by TrudyS August 08, 2010

item

contraband, most often, drugs.

where is the item?

they got caught with the item.

by carfunkylou September 16, 2009

to become an item

start dating; to start having a relationship with someone; to become a couple

i think the rest of the team expects us to become an item

by maldanada February 15, 2014

Item of shame

The random item one buys when purchasing an embarassing item, such as condoms or gas reliever in order to offset the awkwardness one feels toward the cashier.

When buying a pack of gum so you don't walk up to the register only holding gas-x, the gum is your item of shame

by Kitkatkate November 10, 2009

Item 9

Item 9 IS the bees knees!

BHOhashweedTHCpurityitem 9

by Some dude! July 11, 2015

item rape

What happens in any Mario Kart game when you get hit with a bunch of red and green shells, obstacles, and blue shells at the same time bringing you from 1st to 8th/12th. Brings the anger out of you instantly.

Guy: Yes! I'm gonna win the r-*crash by red shell*, *crash by green shell*, *blue shell explosion*, *falls off cliff*

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!! Item rape!

by DKsDownBIntheAir July 06, 2009

Item 9

another name for marijuana

used in pineapple express ( Item 9 )

by EBeast September 08, 2008