Italian suitcase 

1) a plastic bag, paper bag, bowling ball bag, any bag or carrying device , etc. other than a suitcase used to carry something that you don't want someone else to see

2) a plastic bag with something in it

1) After Louie wacked out 'Vinny the rat', he couldn't just carry his body out to the car. He had to make a couple of nice Italian suitcases out of him.

2) After last night I couldn't let Lisa do the walk of shame across campus so I gave that bitch an Italian suitcase for her f-ing stuff.

Italian suitcase by muffhead October 19, 2009

Italian Spiderman 

When you ejaculate into your own hand and then fling it into someone's face while exclaiming "That's Amore!"

"I gave your grandmother an Italian Spiderman the other day. She still can't see out of her right eye. Bitch baked me a crooked pie."

Italian Spiderman by Mike1980 June 23, 2008

italian sub

Word used to describe someone with disturbing and nauseating body odor.

Someone that smells like oil, vinegar and onions due to poor hygiene.

Me: "God! Steve?... when was the last time you took a shower?"

Steve Caprio: "What the fuck are you talking about dude?"

Me: "You fuckin stink like an Italian Sub dude!"

Steve Caprio: "Fuck you Kosak!"

Me: LOL

italian sub by WillyJK December 21, 2008

italian slap 

A short swift back-handed slap accross the face as to reprimand or discipline a child.

"Nana said I'd get an Italian slap if I stole one more meatball from her saucepan."

italian slap by webhole August 17, 2004

Italian Stallion 

A well-endowed, sexually talented male of Italian descent. Contrast with Irish Curse

The girls call Tony the Italian Stallion and it's not because he runs fast.

Italian Stallion by Joe June 28, 2003

italian syrup steamer 

after an italian fellow performs a cleveland steamer on girls chest, he turns around and jacks off on her, releasing his syrup.

i was at barbettes looking to get a classy drink. i asked for an italian syrup steamer off thier menu, and was led to the back room. the sexual act was fun, due to the great acoustic act playing in the background.

italian syrup steamer by stokesdawgkillah April 30, 2010

Italian Sneeze

An ejaculation.

She'd just taken an Italian sneeze in the face and so didn't want to answer the door.

Italian Sneeze by italiansneeze April 19, 2016