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Isaac Newton Wank

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The act of wanking upside down for the objective of giving yourself a facial. The jizz acts like the Apple falling from the tree, gravity takes it course and hits the participant in the cranial area.
I had an Isaac Newton wank last night, glazed myself like a doughnut
by McLoopster August 20, 2018
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Isaac Newton

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Isaac is a hot, sexy, and incredibly smart science guy. He loves to yeet apples at people to demonstrate his deep knowledge of gravity. he is also the person who inspired bill nye the science guy. overall, he is a pretty darn pog champ.
dickhead: i hate isaac newton
pog champ: isaac newton is the BEST!
by isaacnewtonlovr69 June 2, 2022
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A school with stupid ass people that I hate.
Ew, those kids are from Isaac Newton
by UrMomsFr1end December 6, 2020
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Our modern understanding of light and colour begins with Isaac Newton (1642-1726) He was the first to invent the rainbow, therefore being one the gayest individuals in history.
“That guy inside that other guy packing fudge over there looks like a giant Isaac Newton”
by Jafleur December 30, 2022
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Sir Isaac Newton is one of the greatest scientists of all times and lived in the 17th century. Isaac Newton explained the workings of the universe through mathematics. He formulated laws of motion. These laws are math formulas that explain how objects move when a force acts on them.

He also invented Gravity and Calculus.

He is also still alive till this day.
Person: You know who Sir Isaac Newton is?

Person 2: Isn't he the dude who invented Gravity and Calculus to spite us all?
by SirlsaacNewton May 7, 2023
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The drag queen name of your physics professor
"Did you see Mizz Isaac Newton's Apple Bottom's performance in class today"

"Yeah I couldn't understand any of it but the makeup was on point"
by allergictodirt October 3, 2024
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