real time chump

A derogatory name for a person watching an episodic series during the actual time during which each episode is released to the public.

Matthew and Angelica are real time chumps; I much prefer watching a show after it's conclusion to being left hanging and glued to the TV every week like they are.

I was the biggest real time chump when the series Lost was being aired for the first time on ABC in the '00s.

OMG OMG OMG! Addicted to the new season of The Bachelor #realtimechump
@mariadaniels88 on Twitter

Between Netflix, Hulu, YouTube, I'm no longer a real time chump but then again, I can't discuss any of the shows currently airing either. #firstworldproblems

by TeaInTheMoment January 09, 2018

Non-Real Time

time from 1:01am-8:59am; time you assume people are sleeping, while you perform a task.

Kevin - Man, I waited until the last day to start my research paper. It is due tomorrow.

Gus - Don't worry about it, you still have a bunch of non-real time left.

Kevin- Good thinking!

Gus - Yeah, I never do my work until non-real time starts.

by CCS612 April 15, 2009

Real time Niggah

A real Niggah all the time

Frank:Dans Friend UAD is a real time niggah
Richard: Yea he ant no half time niggah

by Ugly Ass Dave December 28, 2017

Real-Time Fandub

An improvised redub of a show, movie or game that's done with friends, in one take and with a poor memory of the source material. This improv game was created by Charley Marlowe, and is also prominently used by Penny Parker (SnapCube).

I think a Real-Time Fandub of Over the Garden Wall might be fun!

by INNERLMNT May 06, 2022

Planning In Real Time

When you’re playing it by ear but want to sound like a professional in front of the customer.

The customer continued to alter the scope even while deploying the solution, we had to start planning in real time in order to deliver everything in a timely fashion.

by The hitchhiker March 05, 2020

Real Time Chess

A game played exactly the same way as regular chess, except that both players can move as many times as they want and at the same time. It is also the greatest game ever invented.

"real time chess is like the best game ever!"

by lolcakes August 24, 2006

real time loling

the act of using your bodily movements from laughing to express laughter in a text or IM (slapping the H and A keys while laughing)

Sean: ahahhahhahhahhah
Jake: That was a shaky laugh bro
Sean: it was legit. I was real time loling

by Leberry January 21, 2011