Irritated

A state of being at which you are ready to punch the next person who fucks with you in the face.

Person 1: Bitch don't fuck with me right now, I'm so irritated.

Person 2: Those are women's jeans.
Person 1: Square up bud.

by Anon.myous November 8, 2016

Irritate

1.to make one angry specialy by bitching and not Shuting the fuck up.
2. to be made uncomfrotable becuase of a rash thats itchy because your dirty.

Example 1.
dude 1. wtf is wrong with jerry?
dude 2. he is angry cuase his boss irritated the fuck out of him earlier.
Example 2.
chick 1. like what are you doing?
Chick 2. i like have this rash thats irritating me and.
Chick 1. like ewwww you have aids.

by Sahara Desert December 21, 2008

irrigation penis

Your IP is your irrigation penis.
You don't allow anyone to know what your irrigation penis is.
Having someone else know your IP means you're subject to humiliation.

1: Yo, what's your IP?
2: You're not allowed to know my irrigation penis, I won't fall for your tricks

by irrigationpenisman January 4, 2021

irritated

Annoyed.

Stop irritating me with your drivel, and go find the crap yourself.

by Saints October 13, 2003

Irritated eyes

When your eyes are really, really dry.

Allen: Wow, Amber has some irritated eyes because she didn't do her work.
Ambers dad: YES. I KNOW. I'M GONNA WHOOP HER BUTT. DANG THAT BUTT BIG.

by Amber Mom November 22, 2011

Golden irrigation

To urinate in someone's anus during anal intercourse.

Man are those two doin golden irrigation?! Dude!

by alistairtwoandahalf July 3, 2008

vampiric irrigation

When one's anus becomes blocked with shit, one could hire a vampire to suck all the blood out of your ass and so the shit simply falls out.

Shirley tried vampiric irrigation the other day and it damn well did the job.

by gs1994 March 2, 2009