Iron Lung

A man with the capability to smoke joint after joint

"Dude, I've got a bruised lung after smoking with Jorden "Iron Lung" Collins"

by Akuji September 16, 2015

Iron Lung

Shitty ass canoe made from iron or another shitty metal

That canoe is a fucking iron lung.

by Isaac's canoe blows April 23, 2007

Iron Lung

One that smokes so much majijuana that their lungs become as strong as iron.

Korey Definately has some mad iron lungs!

by Hojo Mow May 19, 2003

Iron Lung

Bomb ass canoe, made of metal, often manned by 3 kids. cant be stopped by trees, or rushing water. fights currents on roads to then be pictured by the newspaper

Dude the Iron Lung is so bomb it made the associated Press!

by Isaac D Wilkins April 23, 2007

Iron Lung Kid

1. a theoretical figure whose existence is the only possible explanation for slow-moving hallway travel

Jared: Why is everyone moving so damn slowly?
Caitlin: Idk, there must be a kid in an iron lung in the front.
Jared: Of course! The Iron Lung Kid.

by lemonice74 June 28, 2010

Iron lung

Person who can smoke a whole cigarette in one toke

Arca iron lung over here

by Donny94 November 4, 2021