A person from Iran, a country in the M.E.

Often very successful people in which education and family are very important. Usually are bred to become lawyers or engineers, or brain surgeons like myself. Only have one downside:they can be extremely cocky, though if you get on their good sides they'll bend forwards and backwards for you. Just don't ever ask them to skip there hourly tea sessions.

Oh and did I mention the girls are so amazing, in terms of culture and attractiveness.
Dude did you see that Iranian chick Farizana she can do 3rd order differential equations and is sooo hooott!
by Dr.Neuro January 5, 2009
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A person from Iran. Most people would say that an Iranian has dark skin, dark eyes, and dark hair. However, this is most certainly NOT true. I myself, being a full-blooded Iranian have red hair and blue eyes. My father has blond hair, and my mom has red hair also. We are all Iranian, although we are from the northern part. The point is, not all Iranians are dark, hairy, and have huge noses.
Ignorant dumbass: OMG! Red hair?! You must be Irish or something!
Me: No. I'm Iranian, you freaking tard.
by Sophia M. June 27, 2006
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They are Aryans ("True Aryan Race") Iran was originally called "Iranshahr", meaning "Land of the Aryans"
They are semites as well.
They are not white people, but in the US they are classified as 'white', which is extremely offending to their heritage.
They speak Farsi, not Arabic. (Farsi is mainly a mixture of pure Persian, Arabic, and Turkish) Arabic words are in Farsi due to the Arabs conquering Iran hundreds of years ago. Turkish words are in Farsi because, the Safavid Empire's (one of the three Persian Empires) official language was Turkish.
A stereotypical Iranian is fairly skinned, big nosed, dark haired, brown eyed, EXTREMELY hairy (yes, for BOTH genders), pretty rich yet cheap. They love bargains and free stuff. They have odd accents.
by aguynamedandy October 26, 2005
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Pronounced as: ee-rahn-nee-ahns

Also known as Persians. If you are extremely unfamiliar with Iranians, then you might think everybody's poor. Well, you're wrong. Iran owns 40% of the world's oil and the popular stereotype for Iranians is that they own a BMW and they wear tons of gold (that stereotype is only true about one person and that's my mom).

Us Persians, we celebrate the best holiday in the world. That holiday is called Nowruz. Nowruz is Persian New Year. It starts on the first day of spring. Nowruz lasts for 13 days. Each day, we go partying and get money. If you are kid, then your lucky! You get like $100 dollars on the first day. But if you're an adult then that's too bad, you have to watch as some random kid bathes in your November's rent.

In conclusion, Persians basically rule the entire world.
John 1: Hey John 2 did you see Noor's mom's car!

John 2: Yeah, they're both Iranians.

John 1: You mean Arabic.

John 2: No, Iranian.

John 1: ARABIC IRANIAN SAME THING

John 2: NO DUMBASS
by solid_teflon April 8, 2018
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1) Prefer to be called "persian"- gentle like the cat "meoww"
2) lead by the shortest man in the world- the only iranian with balls to speak out against anyone- only middle eastern
3) Most men, named "ali" or "reza" or "ali-reza",
4) Men, if they dnt get girls, they cut thier dicks off and become Trannys. - 2nd highest population of transexuals in the world. (1st thailand)
"I think Rezalina is an Iranian"- (4)
by just for jokes March 10, 2008
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Iranians love making new friends on Instagram. Can be difficult to understand them. They like singing to strangers.
Jacques: “Oh look! A DM...”
Dm: “Helo frend i am Iranian wher u live?”
by Jacques1996 June 11, 2019
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The act of jamming your fingers violently into the rectal area of another person. The act is typically done while the other person is fully clothed. If the other person is naked, then it is considered an Indoor Iranian. It is inspired by the now famous video of Iranian soccer player Mohammd Nosrati (Iranian national player) fingering his unsuspecting team-mate (Sheys Rezaee) after their team scores the first goal in Iran Premier League-Damash vs Perspolise, on 29 October 2011. He can also be seen in another video grabbing the balls of an unsuspecting teammate while celebrating another goal. The stunts were frowned upon by the conservative government in Iran and landed him in prison.
She was asleep face down on the bed when I snuck up and gave her an Iranian, causing her to arch her back and squeal like a pig!
by shaggariffic January 18, 2012
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