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Ion; the Internation Order of Ninjas.
The Internation Order of Ninjas is a non-profit organization dedicated to the betterment of ninjas world wide. They aid in the exploration of the "Theorial Plain" in which all ninjas must abide in order to gain the skills necesary for the physical, mental, and most importantly, spiritual control that one must have to live as a ninja.

No, I do not belong to the federation of killacon, but rather to the ION.

by UberChoob May 24, 2006

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it is a lazy way of saying i don't. i don't know how that makes any sense.

ion wanna babysit

by monamona July 08, 2018

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A excellent paintball gun. At the price of 285 it comes with ramping and break beam eyes. Competes with gun 2x or 3x it's price. Made by Smart Parts inc.

Paintball gun low priced.

by Paint Freak 98 April 04, 2005

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ion is a short word used during texting; when a person doesn't feel like using "I don't" they combine the word and make ion

Mariah ion want to wash those dishses today! Carrie ion feel like washing them either so get on your job!

by BrenTheDefintionOfReal February 26, 2018

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A word for bumbling retards who don’t care to spell out “I don’t”.

“Ion want to go” - absolute fucking moron

by dpoderman February 18, 2019

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conjunction of i and don’t ( eye-ownt )

Tia “ you going to Amira’s birthday tomorrow ? “
Dre “ ion want to but my mom gonna make me . 🙄 “

by a bitch named trish September 21, 2019

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It was started By Chris Ion not a super celebrity but if you are into metal music, drumming or race car driving you may know him. Ion is when you receive a text from some one you don't know and you decide to fuck with them.

"hey do you know this number?"
"no. Ion that mothfucker"
or
"hey what are you doing"
"someone texted me and I don't know who it is so I am ioning him."

by meg510 April 15, 2010