intoxicuntion

A condition where, when intoxicated, one becomes tactless, abrasive or otherwise inconsiderate to those around them. Property damage, brutal "honesty" and other forms of general asshattery are common symptoms.

Last night, Johnny took a dump in a mop bucket and started telling Antonio that his girlfriend was really a whore anyway. he was suffering from intoxicuntion.

by kingofspin July 23, 2016

intoxifuckated

The feeling of dread you still sense when drowning your sorrows in hard liquor , still does,nt erase the pain of the awful realization that your investment
shares have been rendered worthless , by a
mountain of toxic debt .

I feel totally intoxifuckated - these shares are,nt worth the Goddam paper there
printed on ! .

by E - FUMBLER March 23, 2009

Intoxicunt

N. Usually refers to one who is drunk and acting desperately for the insertion of a penis. Often someone elses boyfriend and/or his friends.

Are you kidding? Of course she does, look at her; she's an intoxicunt.

by Megasaurus.littlehouse November 5, 2010

intoxiquaintance

An acquaintance you only interact with during times of inebriation or recreational binge drinking.

Jane saw Becki out at the club after a year, and became temporary bff's for the night only because Jane was extremely drunk. Becki was just an intoxiquaintance.

by ladyluxe01 January 26, 2011

Intoxicus Maximus

When your friend is very gullible and drunk and so you make up words to mess with them.

Both sides were intoxicus maximus today.

by SuspiciousNotice May 23, 2019

intoxifurred

Being drunk and high at the same time.

let's get intoxifurred tonight

by shawtyred June 20, 2011

intoxicuted

Drinking so much alcohol that a dude or chick is passable as being cute.

I got so intoxicuted that every body in the bar was looking cute.

by missadream October 16, 2011