Head-phone Intestines

when you stick your headphones in your poket and they somehow manage to get all fuck-tangled in your poket, making them resemble intestines

Jake: Let's listen to Job For A Cowboy!

Tom: well i would if my headphones weren't all Head-phone Intestines

by Rockandrolljunkiie February 24, 2009

Intensitive

Being insensitive in an over the top way

"I cant believe you moved my coffee, I bought that coffee and you've taken it away from my life, why are you committed to destroying my life and putting me on the streets because you moved my coffee"

"You're being so intensitive, you asshole"

by Leafgirl72 September 15, 2020

Intestine Tapper

A person who, by intention or by poor aim, inserts their penis into another person/animals' anus.

Guy: "Am I in yet?"
Gal: "We need to stop having sex with the lights off intestine tapper."

by jwb71 July 24, 2011

Intestines

Imagine a lopsided circle in side of your torso that would be a potato. Imagine a long string of content that no one wants that is every Netflix original ever. Now imagine a long case of flesh compacted into your abdomen this is your intestines, you are given your intestines at birth when your mother regurgitates them into your mouth.

Fun fact! If you grabbed someone’s intestines and stretched them out till they started to rip you would be insane!

Person 1: what should we do?
Person 2: well since he ate all of her ass the only option is to remove it from is intestines.

Person 1: GASP!

by Interface5 March 14, 2018

I will fill your intestines with bees

you fucking know ok if you've ever eaten seafood you know

David: I will fill your intestines with bees
Chad: *crying*

by bees! March 16, 2020

Intestine Barbeque

When a band of lunatics decide to have a barbeque. One of them gets a knife and cuts their belly open and their intestines spring out. Then the intestines are fried on the barbeque and served with bat poo.

Mmmmm... That was tasty! That was the best Intestine Barbeque ever!

by Lt.AC April 21, 2009

large intestine

organ in human body

And then we move to the large intestine, whose job is to turn chyme into fecal matter.

by 581734859348956385761357823456 February 15, 2017