Injured Flamingo

The Injured Flamingo is simply when you brake the female's arm while making love and force her to give you a handjob.

Yo Mitch that chick totally gave me a tank injured flamingo.

by Huff dawg January 20, 2009

injur-Wii

An injury you incur when playing a game on the Wii.

"Man, I pulled a muscle bowling on the WII last night."

"Talk about an injur-Wii."

by Sweetmarisa936 December 18, 2008

Injured generation

A generation completly messed up from drug and alcohol abuse causing them to suffer from menthal and physical injurys

Bob: «hey mark how is your son»
Mark: «not good, he is a part of the injured generation, lazy kids doing nothing, but party»

by Ulf2712 November 13, 2018

Injured snow goose

When you hang your penis out of your zipper while doing a moose knuckle. While do so you honk like a injured goose jumping up and down.

I showed my date last night my injured snow goose. She used her mouth to nurse it back to life.

by Juiceton hymen August 9, 2017

Injured Snail

For those of us who are spectacularly slow - both physically and/or mentally (god help you if you're both!)

So not just a snail (renowned for their lack of speed) but one going slower than normal due to injury. Which is pretty slow.

Urmmm - I'm feeling a bit of an injured snail now, so bear with me...

Ok here we go.

A: "You know, they've taken gullible out of the dictionary?"

B: "Really! Woah!"

A: laughs.

B: what? (thinks desperately for a few mins) Oh I get it! I've been gullible! Ha ha!

A: "blimey you're quick aren't you?"

B: Really!

A: "No. You've got the mental pace of an injured snail!"

by Remakulingo March 10, 2009

injurous

A person who is often injured; one with a history of injuries

I would've drafted Mark Prior, but he's too injurous.

If Grant Hill wasn't so injurous, he'd be surefire Hall of Famer.

by Sidd Singhal May 12, 2007

ivermectin-injured

Adjective - Harmed by the use of Ivermectin. Symptoms: Degraded cognitive reasoning, emotional instability, an ability to believe contradictory ideas simultaneously, anger at immigrants & other minorities, support for Russia & Trump.

Noun - someone who has been harmed by Ivermectin (probably American)

"One of the Ivermectin-injured told me that Trump is on a mission from God"

by Bobafettucine May 1, 2024