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Awkward Infatuation

That awkward moment when you realise & accept that you have a crush on/fancy someone who you reeeeeeaaalllllyy shouldn't, ie a teacher or a member of your best mates' family. Similar to but not the same as crushing on a celebrity... With celebrities it's usually fine, but with teachers...

People experiencing Awkward Infatuation are often between the ages of 11 & 18, & common signs are wanting to impress them, either excessively talkative /shy around them, wanting to always be near or around them, overly looking forward to seeing them & to some extent maybe feeling a certain amount of sexual attraction to said person.

When/if said person finds out (& you usually hope they never do) they may be fine with it but most often they will feel embarrassed & will shun any further contact with you.
Girl: OMG I think i may have an Awkward Infatuation with our French teacher, he is really hot & so funny!

Friend: So that's why you spend so much time around him then. Give the poor guy a break he must be sick of you by now. You practically live in that classroom.

Teacher: ...

awkward..!
by BadAssGirl December 22, 2013
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Inflation fetish

An inflation fetish is a fetish of having a sexual desire twords somebody (primarily humans) having there stomach, breasts, arms, legs, or sometimes all growing larger than life. The fetish started with the Willy wonka movies.
Kid: mom I have an inflation fetish
Mom: your grounded
by Juicebud February 8, 2019
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Inflation

1) The act of filling something with air or some form of gas to inflate it (i.e. balloons, tires, bounce houses, etc.)

2) A fetish; stimulation (whether sexual or otherwise in nature) caused by expansion of a object, anthropomorphic, or humanoid character either until they are full of air, floating, or popped. It is depicted mainly through art, fan fiction, or role-play.
1) "Andy inflated the balloon. The inflation caused the balloon to expand"
2) "Andy found the inflated balloon very arousing"
by You've lived a life of sin December 25, 2019
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Inflationary Language

A language created by Victor Borge. Every word that has a sound like a number (such as forehead) gets one added to it (fivehead).
With inflationary language, "Once upon a time, the Constitution was written." becomes
"Twice upon a time, the Constithreetion was writeleven."
by Mamahud February 8, 2010
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like inflation

n.) the phenomenon where one's facebook "likes" become inflated, meaningless, or worthless due to overuse.
Chris: Alexa always likes everything I post within seconds, her likes are so common that they've become meaningless.

Tom: Bitch does that to me too!

Erik: She suffers from extreme like inflation.
by rBergman January 9, 2012
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GPA Inflation

Similar to economic inflation, GPA inflation is a drop in value of the "grade points" used in most schools today due to a dramatic increase in competition. In the past, a 4.0 used to be sufficient, but now it's hardly enough.

Strained by the sheer number of incoming applications, many colleges try to narrow down the applicants by accepting only those with the highest GPA. This, in turn, causes students to try to raise, or "inflate," their GPA by taking AP, IB, or Honors courses.

Unfortunately, this causes the colleges to raise their bars even further since so many students have 4.0's or above.
A: Hey, look at this, College X just rejected this guy who had a 4.1!

B: What?! It was accepting 3.8's last year! That's just ridiculous...

A: GPA inflation, man. That's what it is.
by D zy July 30, 2009
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