Swinus Infection

Any illness that could be a prelude too or symptoms of the swine flu.

An illness used to call out of work sick or to avoid a function that one does not want to attend.

Swine Flu

Swinus Infection

Infection

Cold

Sinus Infection

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by swinus b real November 12, 2009

shwag infection

when you have kind bud in a bag and put shwag weed in with it, the pleasant smelling kind bud loses its wonderful fragrance and smells just like the shwag. The taste of the kind bud is usually also downgraded but, luckily the buzz factor stays.

THERE IS NO CURE

Dude, this weed looks so good but it smells like shit. It must have a shwag infection.

by King Pinch October 10, 2009

staph infection

Short for staphylococcus, a bacteria which can live harmlessly on skin surfaces however when the skin is broken, staph bacteria can enter the wound causing infection. Causes; Aly G.

There's Staph infection outbreak in southern NY, Bianca has it!

by JimJaydansy December 11, 2007

sinus infection

What I have right now, damnit.

"You fucker! I got a sinus infection from you!"

by Anonymous August 21, 2003

Sighness infection

A mood where you feel like sighing all the time. Usually the "infected" are unhappy, but may also be wistful or any other emotion which produces sighs. Not to be confused with clinical depression, which is more persistent but not necessarily more intense.

May also be called "sighnessitis."

Rubi contracts a sighness infection every time she thinks about how her sister Reema got into Harvard but she didn't.

by PBMax February 24, 2008

stapp infection

A horrible disease that is a result of listening to Scott Stapp sing. The disease renders victims def and on occasion causes bleeding from one's ears.

"I can't hear you. I listened to Creed and got a Stapp Infection."

by CryOfAchilles January 21, 2015

Stash Infection

When one's mustache begins to get to the persons head making him/her believe they are a complete bad-ass. Stash infections begin when one starts to believe they "cannot be f*cked with!"

That guy across the bar with the handle bar mustache is staring you down. If you say "hey" and and the man does not answer at all, leaving you with a stare, the man is suffering from stash infection.

by WIllie the Kid February 20, 2009