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universal basic income

A system where the government gives free money to all, dealing with poverty, and the growing mechanisation of work.
The liberal politician supported Universal Basic Income.
by Politics1234 March 12, 2017
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cotton candy income

An income that appears adequate, but melts away to nothing almost at once.
#1: What do you mean you can't afford to go out? It's payday, and you had a raise last month!

#2: (Sighs) "Nah, I have a cotton candy income. Just as soon as the rent, rates and taxes, insurance and credit card installment go off I'll be back in the red..."
by mynah1 September 15, 2009
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Income Support

Money given to people without work that DO posess a house. This therefore means tramps are NOT on income support. It is meant to be spent on food and clothing, but an ACTUAL SIENTIFIC STUDY shows that 73% of people on income support buy cigerettes. (No offence if you don't!)
NB) NO offence was meant with this definition.
Income Support Guy: 10 Malbero's, please.
Cashier: That will be £2.71 then sir.
Income Support Guy: Erm, *fiddles around in pocket* just take it outa ma book! *Produces income support book*
by Da Gaz December 27, 2004
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Income Tax Baller

A person that pretends to be a baller, aka have alot if money, when they get their income tax refund.
You know that income tax baller just got her check. She usually shops at H&M and now she's at Saks during tax season.
by IvanDA December 11, 2013
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Income inequality

A naturally occurring part of civilization; just like education inequality (e.g. not everyone has PhDs), hair color inequality (not everyone is blond) and location inequality (not everyone lives in a city or a two-story house).
Often used by leftists, moonbats, and the Obama Administration and like-minded as class warfare to drum up division and anger among citizens.
Malcolm got his MBA after five years of work experience and is now earning $150k a year at his new job. Tina dropped out of college, where her major was Women's Studies, and is stuck with a $30k a year job. Income inequality!
by bizsmack January 22, 2014
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incoherent

Something that does not make sense
Wow, 99.9% of all the definitions on this website are incoherent
by IrishRepublicanArmy December 4, 2003
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income tax

A an immoral & corrupt system used to enslave the working population of a given state or nation. Any nation with an income tax is not truly a free country, because it requires that a substantial percentage of your income goes to the government without your consent.

If a citizen refuses to pay this tax, they will often be arrested at point of gun, and put in jail - making it a true definition of slavery.
Slavery still exists in America today. It has just taken on the form of the oppressive income tax.
by Jimmy F. March 28, 2007
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