incompetocracy

n. A government of the least competent elected by the least industrious so that the government can confiscate wealth from the dwindling competent, productive populace.

One can recognize an incompetocracy when a government hasn't passed a budget in years, boasts of its exploits using oxymorons like "lead from behind," openly demonstrates its disdain and disrespect for the serf-like governed, e.g., calling them "racist, red-necked retards," but is re-elected.

Note that an incompetocracy cannot exist without a corrupt press that refuses to expose the incompetence and corruption of said incompetocracy and assists the incompetocracy in the character assassination of those who would competently govern.

by Dan Weyandt November 28, 2012

Low Income Lunch

A lunch generally made out of inexpensive ingredients, such as a ham/bologna, cheese, and mayo (or miracle whip) sandwich. This lunch can also be a last resort option if nothing else is found around the living quarters to consume.

I cant find anything else good to eat! I better make me a low income lunch.

by Cobbzorz February 4, 2012

stitch incoming

This comes from use of the ‘stitch’ feature on TikTok which allows users to respond to small sections of other videos by adding (stitching) their own video.

When you first see such content, the initial video may be triggering or seem to be contrary to what the creator usually posts. To warn viewers and stop them from clicking away, creators add the ‘stitch incoming’ caption to let viewers know to not exit the video too quickly, but, rather, to wait for the bit that follows (usually a rebuttal).

It is used as a video caption, not in a sentence.

The tik tok creator added the caption Stitch Incoming to let us know that her video critique would directly follow the original clip.

by Ssskkkttt February 24, 2023

incommattible

* Derived from the word incompatible:

1. incapable of being held by one person at a time

2. incapable of association or harmonious coexistence

3. incapable of blending into a stable homogenous mixture

* Refers to a person that you are incompatible with:

In the movie, "the Holiday", Iris would never have known how wonderful Miles was if the "other guy" hadn't been so wrong for her. Sure she loved the feelings she got from him and the sex was amazing however, they were incommattible.

As the "other guy" goes, he played an instrumental role in the girl finding the right guy for her...Matt has a significant part in your life; don't hate him for that.

by finallyfreeofthegame May 7, 2013

incompentrump

being so incompetent a new tier of incompetence is needed to explain it.

yo i thought u were incompetent but i didn't know u were incompentrump.

by phishit September 2, 2017

incompetent fool

An incompetent fool is someone who is incapable of completing the most simplest of tasks.

This man can't even turn on the hose. What an incompetent fool.

by Space Boy Mcoi January 11, 2016

incomponent

The moment after carefully packing away a board game and finding a piece you missed. You now have to unpack three quarters of for just that one piece.

Nigel had just placed his game back on the shelf when his wife found a stray piece. "I've found an incomponent" she said.

by The curious bibliophile February 9, 2019