A small albanian penis that is about 1 inch flaccid but grows to a mighty inch and a half when aroused.
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A man that has a very small penis.
Girl 1: What happened between you and Alex? I thought things were going so well.
Girl 2: well...we were in bed, it was gettin' all hot n' heavy and then I saw it, he was a total inchwormer
Girl 2: well...we were in bed, it was gettin' all hot n' heavy and then I saw it, he was a total inchwormer
by BronxbabyGirl March 6, 2009
Get the Inchwormer mug.Marcy: My cousin Jonah has an inchworm. He has had it all the 15 years of his life and it never grows.
Percy: Where did he get that? i once caught a caterpillar and it only lasted a few days. Maybe i pet it too much....it was so cute though... Does Jonah ever pet his inchworm?
Marcy: who ho ho ohhh ya. He pets it ALL the time... but nothing ever happens...Its just too small.
Percy: Really? He has had his inchworm for 15 years, but he never grows and is really tiny?
Marcy: You got that right.
Percy: Where did he get that? i once caught a caterpillar and it only lasted a few days. Maybe i pet it too much....it was so cute though... Does Jonah ever pet his inchworm?
Marcy: who ho ho ohhh ya. He pets it ALL the time... but nothing ever happens...Its just too small.
Percy: Really? He has had his inchworm for 15 years, but he never grows and is really tiny?
Marcy: You got that right.
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Get the Inchworm mug.The shrivelled, atrophied penis of a sick twisted disturbed fuck. All that comes out is a tiny drop of a congealed yellow liquid, created from years of disuse.
Zeke: Why did Lenny just run into his office and close the door?
Clyde: Did he have his mail with him?
Zeke: Yeah.
Clyde: Ah, then it must be time to whip out the ol' purple inchworm for a grueling hour of futile jackin' off.
Clyde: Did he have his mail with him?
Zeke: Yeah.
Clyde: Ah, then it must be time to whip out the ol' purple inchworm for a grueling hour of futile jackin' off.
by Krakky McKraken August 4, 2007
Get the Purple Inchworm mug.When you fuck the shit out of a greasy pussy girl from behind that her juices spread on the floor making you guys move about the room like a inch worm.
Nick: Yo what the fuck why is the living room floor soaked!
Jared: Sorry I was fucking greasy pussy girl so hard last night we were inchworming around the room.
Nick: Nice! Now clean this shit up!
Jared: Sorry I was fucking greasy pussy girl so hard last night we were inchworming around the room.
Nick: Nice! Now clean this shit up!
by Nguy69 November 4, 2017
Get the InchWorming mug.Standing with your two feet close together. Keeping your legs straight, stretch down and puting your hands on the floors directly in front of you.
Begin by walking your hands forward slowly, alternating your left and your right. As you do so, bend only at the hip, keeping your legs straight.
Keeping your body is parallel to the ground in a pushup position.
keep your hands in place and slowly take short steps with your feet, moving only a few inches at a time.
Continue walking until your feet are by hour hands, keeping your legs straight as you do so.
Begin by walking your hands forward slowly, alternating your left and your right. As you do so, bend only at the hip, keeping your legs straight.
Keeping your body is parallel to the ground in a pushup position.
keep your hands in place and slowly take short steps with your feet, moving only a few inches at a time.
Continue walking until your feet are by hour hands, keeping your legs straight as you do so.
When you have dreams to be a Wisconsin Badger, inchworms will perpare you to do so. Talk to Big Dave if you need any further help.
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