"Uncle Joe got caught with his hand in the cookie jar while trying to grab a toy intended for the kids".
by Dan Drzewiecki November 4, 2003
by CunningLinguist24/7/366 January 10, 2017
Hey Jim! This guy made working plane out of 228158 bars of soap!
Someone clearly has way too much time on his hands.
Jim, you fucking candy ass.
Someone clearly has way too much time on his hands.
Jim, you fucking candy ass.
by yourneighborhoodandtheworld July 8, 2011
hit her.
He had used his hands on her a few times in the course of their marriage, and she had learned not to argue with him any more and did what Joe told her.
by mmtanha August 11, 2010
basically tsukishima is really hot and i kinda have a thing for hands so if im in a mood ill eat his hands
Me: damn look at tsukishimas hands they look like fries 😋😋
Yamaguchi: thats why my fav food is fries 😻😻
Me & Yamaguchi: tsukishima is hot i eat his hands
Yamaguchi: thats why my fav food is fries 😻😻
Me & Yamaguchi: tsukishima is hot i eat his hands
by TSUKKIYAMA May 20, 2021
by Limpy1732 October 19, 2017
"Principal Hugh.J added a rule that eating isnt allowed in the classes, so everyone ate in the school halls!
Geez, he pooped in his own hand, did he?
Geez, he pooped in his own hand, did he?
by popthatbvssy August 9, 2022