mission imposible

When a girl sucks your dick and balls at the same time.

Man, that chick was sooo good at giving head, she was able to complete the mission imposible.

by Chauncey Hollinsworth May 24, 2004

mission improbable

(n) any impressively stupid or pointless mission dreamed-up for the purpose of vandalizing, pilfering, or otherwise altering public property.

"Tom and I are are pulling another mission improbable at 3am this saturday to steal all the toilet paper from the dorm halls."

by halonistic March 19, 2012

Climbing Mount Improbable

Climbing Mount Improbable is best described in the Hymn to Evolution by C.S. Lewis:

Lead us, Evolution, lead us

Up the future's endless stair:

Chop us, change us, prod us, weed us.

For stagnation is despair:

Groping, guessing, yet progressing,

Lead us nobody knows where.

Wrong or justice in the present,

Joy or sorrow, what are they

While there's always jam to-morrow,

While we tread the onward way?

Never knowing where we're going,

We can never go astray.

Never knowing where we're going, we can never go astray pretty much sums up the whole concept of Climbing Mount Improbable.

by annelisefrench September 23, 2010

iPodable

Obviously, the iPod is a brand of portable media players designed and marketed by Apple Computer.

The term IPODABLE refers to the corresponding bundled hardware, software and accessories one can use with the iPod. The term can also be used when referencing other electronic or computer devices that are not Apple products but nonetheless have been designed to work specifically with the iPod.

This term was coined by Carl Landkammer, lunch buddy extraodinaire (when Debbie or I drive of course), frequent thrower of items into people's cube's and imaging enthusiast.

Carl: Is your CD player in your car iPodable?

Nicole: Huh?

Carl: Does your CD player in your car work with your iPod, is it iPodable?

Nicole: GREAT WORD! Yes. Yes it is.

by NikkiAnn October 25, 2006

Impobbible

Drunken Impossibility

I Couldnt Cook Me Some Munchie Food Because i was drunk. It Seemed So Impobbible

by Nonners November 15, 2011

impobible

Is across the lines of impossible and possible

It is not impossible, it is impobible to make the baseball team.

by impobible August 23, 2016

Improbable Dollop

When you have that one piece of shit is wedged in your asshole and won't drop out. Thinking you are done and you wipe over and over but the damn thing is just marking up your toilet paper like a melting crayon.

I went through twelve feet of toilet paper to wipe off the improbable dollop but it would not diminish in consistency.

by ThatWVGuy August 20, 2017