impaler

The nick-name given to a man with an extremely large penis, 32 feet or larger(this is an exageration stressing the size)

dude, that guy has a massive wang, he could like impale 10 chics on that thing
he should be called the impaler

by Jezus2.0 September 10, 2006

Impaled

Laid, banged, lucky

Ohhhh, guess who's getting impaled tonight

by Olg@ February 7, 2016

impale

to insert (or have inserted) a very large dick inside of a female

I impaled my girl so good she can't walk today.

by wutev April 22, 2010

The Impaler

A man with a large/thick penis whose superior genetics allows him to thouroughly dominate the opposite sex. The sometimes rough and repeated pounding of her guts with The Impaler's shaft may leave the woman sore the next day(s).

Oh my gosh, I'm like, so sore. The Impaler crushed my insides last night.

by TheMysteriousCharmer April 18, 2016

impale

to stab an object into a persons body cavity.

"i Impaled him with a dildo"

by HUMANfgt October 30, 2007

impale

To impale a guy, a dude sticks his 11-inch raging boner up a boy-hole and supports his weight on the dick alone.

Oh man! That fucker Ben impaled me in the locker-room this morning and I shot my load down some other cadet's mouth!

by USAF Cadet January 21, 2021

impalation

a noun describing the event of impaling someone with an object, whether it be blunt or sharp.

The girthy king died of a great and painful impalation.

by Stormlark May 22, 2011