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Idiosecond

The time it takes for the light to turn green and the idiot behind you to honk.
Red light.
Green
*honk!*
Well, f*ck give me a bit longer than an idiosecond to go!
by Meghadeep September 2, 2016
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idioser

Both an Idiot and a loser that when multiplied together become a new form of retardation. An Idioser carries the traits of a complete dumbass and is a disappointing piece of shit except. When multiplied together the results are extremely dangerous. WARNING: KEEP AWAY FROM IDIOSER AT ALL COSTS
WARNING WE HAVE A LEVEL 10 IDIOSER IN THE BUILDING. I REPEAT THERE IS A IDIOSER IN THE BUILDING. LOCKDOWN IS IN COMMENCE
by Ovendid September 22, 2018
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Idiosecond

That tiny moment you realize you have been an idiot, all hope for correction has passed, and you watch your sad fate unfold in all its glory.
As I lifted my hand to make a gesture, my hand hit the edge of my beer glass, and in that idiosecond I watched in slow motion as it spilled all over the table.
by InquisitiveBanana April 15, 2020
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IDIOSEXUAL

Adjective (you FEEL IT) ROOT WORD is IDIO derived from the Greek:
means to be UN attracted to a person due to lack of education, or common sense. Being Un attracted to ignorance. Being TURNED OFF by stupidity. Loosing attraction to someone because they are stupid. OPPOSITE of SAPIOSEXUAL. created by LeSa
1. I thought he was sexy, until i saw how dumb he was, I am such an idiosexual.

2. I cannot date you, I am an idiosexual, sorry.

3. ME and MY friends are idiosexuals.
by SeXxXy May 21, 2013
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Indosexual

Plainly meaning "Indoor Sexual"
when an individual makes love to furniture objects and other household items, very big in the Czech Republic Cases have been known of wedlock
In 1997 Vladsor Krampt was arrested after smashing his house up due to the jealous rage of two furniture items "accidently touching"
Guy 1: Dude, That Vase Looks Hot...oh god..but not as hot as that foldable deck chair oh god yeah....

Guy 2: Dude....You IndoSexual?

Guy 1: It's Easier.
by Swiftikal December 20, 2010
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idiosethnoc

a polite term to describe a dumb foreigner that needs to get kicked out of the country without letting them know you are talking about them.
Phone call:
You: Hey homie
Homie: hey, whats going on
You: Im surrounded by these fucking idiosethnocs
Homie: yeah they need to get kicked out or put in jail for looking like a sex offender
by Logi Boi Iceland December 11, 2019
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idiosethnoc

a polite term to describe a dumb foreigner that needs to get kicked out of the country without letting them know you are talking about them.
Phone call:
You: Hey homie
Homie: hey, whats going on
You: Im surrounded by these fucking idiosethnocs
Homie: yeah they need to get kicked out or put in jail for looking like a sex offender
by Logi Boi Iceland December 11, 2019
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