Ifonlyism

The persistent belief that "if only __________" , then situations would be corrected -- as if by magic; an oversimplification of solutions to near any idea.

"If only we didn't have government, people would be trusting of one another.."
"If only I had more money, I would be happy..."
"If only everyone believed in my religion, the world would be peaceful."
"If only everyone practiced ifonlyism, the world would be perfect."

by Eyesandears July 3, 2019

Ifonvnp

In stands for irrational fear of not very nice people. I made this word up myself because why not, it's a fucking word get over it dumbass

Hey people I have an Ifonvnp

by Personwhomakesupwords August 13, 2020

ifoni

ifoni is a sexy hot shlong man and he has rizz and crazzy at rugby and rizzes year 8 at diffrent schools

ifoni has rizz

by HIS CRUSH 🫣 June 8, 2023

Ifoni

GOOFY OHIO BASKETBALL PLAYER NO RIZZ NO GIRLS GOOFY AHH JUMP SHOT WANNA BE FUNNY ASS

IFONI IS GAY

by DILDO MAN👦🏿 May 20, 2023

ifoni

NO RIZZ GOOFY OHIO BAD AT BASKETBALL

NO RIZZ
NO GIRLS

AVERAGE OHIO FAN

I HATE INFONI
ifoni: NO RIZZ GOOFY OHIO BAD AT BASKETBALL

NO RIZZ
NO GIRLS

AVERAGE OHIO FAN

by DILDO MAN👦🏿 May 20, 2023

iFOC

Inferior Form of Communication

You want to discuss your unsolicted strip show with your boyfriend of two weeks. He resorts to emailing and IM-ing you and won't talk to you on the phone.
What an iFOC!

by ChicagoJennifer75 February 2, 2007

Ifont

Short for "I'll fuck off now then"

*Person A gives very cold response*
Person B: "Ifont"
Person B: "Bye"

by bloke2110 June 6, 2020