(pronounced id)
verb -
The act of cuffing one hand, placing it under a male's testicles, and levitating the hand up then down in one quick fluid movement. The one who is doing the action can also stick his or her ring finger up the anus of the male that is being ieded.
verb -
The act of cuffing one hand, placing it under a male's testicles, and levitating the hand up then down in one quick fluid movement. The one who is doing the action can also stick his or her ring finger up the anus of the male that is being ieded.
Jeff: Last night was great. You should have stuck around! You would not believe what Gina did!
Mark: Did she ied you?!
Jeff: Twice!
Mark: Did she ied you?!
Jeff: Twice!
by wwhbhfs September 11, 2009
Get the ied mug.A bomb used by non-military forces such as terrorists, school shooters, or anyone whose desire is to kill someone they hate with a homemade bomb.
School shooter: yo, i'm gonna kill you with this IED.
Random hoe: surely i'm not on your list, right?
School shooter: well...
Random hoe: surely i'm not on your list, right?
School shooter: well...
by tbone42 October 28, 2018
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Improvised Explosive Device.
Often referring to makeshift bombs or explosives made from common items.
Usually used when no real explosives are nearby, and one is required.
ex: A Molotov Cocktail, or a C4.
Often referring to makeshift bombs or explosives made from common items.
Usually used when no real explosives are nearby, and one is required.
ex: A Molotov Cocktail, or a C4.
"This door is blocked off from the inside, and we need to get in. What now?"
"I found some gunpowder earlier, maybe we can make an IED.
"Great, this door will definitely go down then."
"I found some gunpowder earlier, maybe we can make an IED.
"Great, this door will definitely go down then."
by CharacterCreed December 28, 2022
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“An improvised explosive device is a bomb constructed and deployed in ways other than in conventional military action. It may be constructed of conventional military explosives, such as an artillery shell, attached to a detonating mechanism. IEDs are commonly used as roadside bombs, or homemade bombs.” -Wikipedia
“An improvised explosive device is a bomb constructed and deployed in ways other than in conventional military action. It may be constructed of conventional military explosives, such as an artillery shell, attached to a detonating mechanism. IEDs are commonly used as roadside bombs, or homemade bombs.” -Wikipedia
by bomber73 July 7, 2023
Get the ied mug.An IED Finder is an 88M in the US Army. An 88M is the MOS 'Motor Transport Operator'. The IED Finder is a glorified truck driver in the US Army. Their name is derived from the fact that they are often blown up by IEDs in the war against terror. As such they receive a large enlistment bonus and are spoiled in their AIT resulting in lack of discipline. The IED Finder also tends to be the MOS that recruiters push people with low ASVAB scores or a GED towards.
31B: "Who is that private with a smashed ass beret looking down the barrel of his weapon?"
12B: "Beats me, looks like an IED Finder."
12B: "Beats me, looks like an IED Finder."
by ixi_wixi December 12, 2009
Get the IED Finder mug.(Improvised Explosive Device) as a past tense verb, meaning to be blown up, destroyed, exploded, shot to shit, shit canned, died, messed up, broke down, to blast on someone, smashed, intoxicated.
sean: "I was going to go to the bar with you guys but my wife IED'ed my plans. now im stuck here listening to her bitch.
dean: "well i couldnt make it either, my trailblazer IED'ed me. its gonna cost a fortune to repair my engine"
sam: "well i went to the bar and got IED'ed, i had to call a cab cuz there was no way i was driving home.
dean: "well i couldnt make it either, my trailblazer IED'ed me. its gonna cost a fortune to repair my engine"
sam: "well i went to the bar and got IED'ed, i had to call a cab cuz there was no way i was driving home.
by fecal$$phantom August 20, 2010
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You can instantly recognize a IED student either by the beloved Burton’s backpack they always carry or by the huge bags under their sad and tired eyes (due to the lack of sleep cause by a late project or an infinite render).
IED students live in an eternal paradox: whenever they’re late, teachers arrive on time, and whenever they’re early, teacher arrive late or not at all.
You can instantly recognize a IED student either by the beloved Burton’s backpack they always carry or by the huge bags under their sad and tired eyes (due to the lack of sleep cause by a late project or an infinite render).
IED students live in an eternal paradox: whenever they’re late, teachers arrive on time, and whenever they’re early, teacher arrive late or not at all.
Kid: Mom why are those people over there banging their heads on the wall???
Mom: Oh sweetheart, those are just IED students that just remembered they need a B2 certificate to actually make it out of IED 🥰
Mom: Oh sweetheart, those are just IED students that just remembered they need a B2 certificate to actually make it out of IED 🥰
by very.tired.ied.student November 23, 2021
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