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Iditarod

An Iditarod is an alcohol fueled travelling pack of large, homely, unattractive women bound together by the common goal of obtaining beer, food, and dick.
The Snuggie bar crawl was one big Iditarod
by Jonny Utah 007 August 26, 2010
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idiyate

A Jamacian Way Of Saying Idiot
Ya idiyate why you doing that
by Instagram: certii.dx April 28, 2017
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when you are more idiotic then an idiot
ur an idiyat
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The iditarod

When multiple men decide to compete for the most reputable of trophies, they suit up and anally mount their respective women, which serve the same purpose as dogs in the real iditarod. It is essential that the feet of the contenders never touch the ground and that they stay on their woman at all times.

At this point, a long hallway lined with willing males is formed. These men then begin masturbating furiously, ejaculating far into the air and creating the illusion of snow along with the unsure footing real snow provides. A
race is held from one end of the hallway to the other through a 'snowstorm' of epic proportions. The victor is crowned with the ejaculate of his opponents.
"Munch munch!!...I mean...mush!!" - said the Iditarod competitor.
by physicsisphun February 24, 2008
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iditarodding

Doggie-style sex where the dude uses a girl's pigtails like sled dog reigns. Yelling "mush" may or may not help the mood.
I got caught iditarodding my girlfriend, and my friends called her white fang for a year.
by Nathan Jackson November 12, 2007
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idita

YO THAT F*CKING IDITA KEEPS STEALING MY BOOKS! WHAt the HELL DUDE.

"Yo thats just her nature, don't pick on someone for how they are"

"You are right. Idita is perfect in her own way"
by itida's bf November 6, 2017
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Riding the Iditarod

Verb;

Euphemism for having an affair or extramarital affair;

Synonyms: "Hiking the Appalachian Trail"

"Mushing the Iditarod"
They were divorced after she learned he had been "Riding the Iditarod";

Her office explained her absence saying she was out "Mushing the Iditarod"
by WinstonSmith1984 August 1, 2009
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