Idiotese

A language which is simplified in order to make idiots understand what the speaker is trying to say.

A: He bit the dust.
B: Excuse me? I don't understand...
A: In Idiotese: He got beaten.

by Justice Jet April 4, 2011

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the better version of idiocy

"my idiotness is killing me"

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Idiotease: (n) an easy means of discovering that someone is an idiot and quickly determining that their opinion is irrelevant. Idiotease can most commonly be found when idiots text, tweet, or post on Facebook.

Ex: wat r u wering? is the "Idiotease" way of saying "What are you wearing"

by Come on Man July 25, 2011

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idiotlect

A takeoff on idiolect (1948), which means, "the language or speech pattern of an idiot at a particular period of life", specifically, "the language or speech pattern of one individual idiot at a particular period of life".

Though his idiotlect as a teenager was more pronounced, at 36, it is still clearly discernible. Idiolect could be called "idiolex" to emphasize "lexicon" (a person's vocabulary).

by but for June 20, 2018

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