When you go to the doctors office and the doctor diagnoses you that you have been muching to many bad bitches butholes, therefore your face is covered with in anal pubes.
by The Kenyan Kings March 20, 2015
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Matthew spents hours talking to Grace, but always on the computer...he knew he'd never meet her, but he had a heck of an iCrush.
by deacondarlin July 25, 2007
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by RemingtonBard May 5, 2011
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"Damn, I think I'm catching Eighth Grade-itus!"
"Don't worry about it, dude. Everyone graduating from middle school is!"
"Don't worry about it, dude. Everyone graduating from middle school is!"
by nyaha2 May 7, 2009
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Very common in people of African-American decent. It happens when you eat too much, and you feel really lazy and after you sit down you dont want to get back up, so you loosen your belt and catch some zzz's.
Jamal: Yo, Malik, lets go to Dashauns house, he having a party.
Malik: Man, I cant. I just ate.
Jamal: Oh, you got itus right?
Malik: Yeah, I ordered some take out from Mings.
Jamal: That place is the shit, yo.
Malik: Mmmm...
Jamal: Malik. Malik?...Dumbass negro.
Malik: Man, I cant. I just ate.
Jamal: Oh, you got itus right?
Malik: Yeah, I ordered some take out from Mings.
Jamal: That place is the shit, yo.
Malik: Mmmm...
Jamal: Malik. Malik?...Dumbass negro.
by Melbug March 11, 2009
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If you have start-shit-itus, I'll fuck your shit out of your mouth.
by Kevinnnnnlolz May 11, 2008
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