scandinavian ice pick

Freezing ones turd and using it as a dildo

I knew she was kinky but Damn, she wanted the Scandinavian ice pick!

by fluffy dude December 3, 2013

norwegian ice pick

The dick and or dildo is frozen and inserted into the vagina and due to its freezing temperatures the dick and or dildo sticks to the walls of the vagina. The only way to resolve this issue is to pour hot water into int vagina until the penis and or dildo is released. Best done in or near a hot tub

Mike Norwegian Ice Picked Shelly in Alaska, but luckily they were by a hot tub so they jumped in

by Gigglygurl24 August 19, 2015

Ice picker

A girl who is only interested in a guy because he owns a Zamboni. She will then attempt to "chip off" a piece of the Zambonis attention.

I took a girl home last night, but I think she was an ice picker.

by Zamboniiiii February 14, 2017

Ice Pick Headache

Painful symptom akin to having one's skull impaled by a sharp rod normally used to break ice.

Doctors prescribe aspirin, a sledge hammer, or in severe cases a bullet to relieve ice pick headaches.

by Don't do quack kids. July 19, 2017

Ice Picking

When a man/woman takes a shit and then presumes to freeze the turd and once done takes it and substitutes it as a dildo

Joey: Bro, did you see Cindy Ice Picking in the bathroom at the party last night?

Craig: yeah
shit got me ROCKHARD...

by Ze Miteh Quinn February 28, 2011

Foggy Bottom Ice Pick

Originated from The George Washington University:
To make loud rhythmic clinking noises from above a room, so as to scare people and make them think there is a murderer with an ice picker picking their way through the ceiling.

*clink clink clink* "O NO! It's the Foggy Bottom Ice Picker!"

"The people upstairs are doing it loudly."
"Shit! It's too rhythmic for fucking, it must be the Foggy Bottom Ice Picker!"

by Kingston's Shawty October 24, 2009

Trotsky's Ice Pick

This sexual endeavor consists of three steps:

Step 1: Defecate into a plastic bag.
Step 2: Wrap defecate tightly in plastic bag and place in freezer.
Step 3: Use the "ice pick" as you would any normal dildo.

Frank: I'm getting tired of our normal, bland sex life.
Mary: Why don't we try Trotsky's Ice Pick?

or

Steve: Did you hear how Trotsky died? He was Ice Picked to death.

by SneakyJewishSanta November 24, 2011