iTard

Refers to an overly uncritical devotee of Apple culture, or iLife. Synonym: Appletard.

Some iTards even began lining up outside stores for the iPhone a week before its realease.

by JoshuaSmith October 18, 2007

iTard

One who is oblivious to their surroundings because they are listening to their iPod too loudly.

"Hey! iTard! I'm talking to you."

by nkr_1234 December 03, 2006

iTard

one who thrashes their head like a retard while listening to shitty music on their iPod in an attempt to move with the rhythm causing slight trauma to the brain, which eventually lead to brain damage.

That stupid fucker on the bus turned up his ipod and started behaving like an itard.

by iTard Nano April 16, 2010

iTard

A term used to describe the late Generation y and current Gen Z kids that live in an over-simplified on-demand world of instant material, emotional and general gratification.

The oversimplification of tasks is especially relevent to what is normally something very complicated.

iTards do not have the ability to think for themselves, exhibit no problem solving skills and are unable to do anything unless it involves pressing a single large glassy button.

Google is far too complicated for the average iTard, they would rather just ask someone to find something for them.

Two computer musicians, one of them is an iTard.

The normal person uses whatever software necessary to compose a song, they may spend hours or days going over the minutia to get it just right.

an iTard is unable to compose music unless they get a cracked copy of "SuperInstantMusicMaster" from their iTard friends. This, ideally, would be a software consisting of a single button that when pressed would automatically compose and save a top-10 triple platinum song for them.

by LJCoffee April 18, 2006

iTard

An iPad without Flash is an iTard.

I can't see my website on this iTard, it's built in Flash.

by Mike Hartley April 12, 2010

iTard

iTard
(ī-Tärd) Somebody who is obsessed with iPhones, Macbooks, or other Apple products. They will attack anyone who even remotely says something along the lines of “Windows/Linux/Android is better than iOS/macOS imo”

Origin:

iPhone/iPad + retard

I was just saying that I don’t like iPhones that much and this iTard on Reddit just started making death threats at me

by TatesCellBoyfriend September 04, 2019

itard

someone who still plays cassette tapes and carrys a cassette player on them when they jog/work/are in class. first said by comedian carlos mencia.

what the fuck is that thing?
is that a cassette player?
wow that dude is an itard.

by john gallione April 12, 2006