I.J.D.F.M.

It.Just.Doesn't.Fucking.Matter.

When yo have absolutely NO time to deal with assholes, you need to cut to the chase. Example; "What did you say jerkoff? I.J.D.F.M. You dick!"

by rubberdog April 28, 2011

I.D.E.F.C.A.F.

I Don't Even Fucking Care Anymore Fuck.

A: "john broke up with me."
B: "aww, youll get over it"
A: "I.D.E.F.C.A.F."

by 143m August 31, 2010

yous'd've'f'i'd've

Australian Variant of "y'all'd've'f'i'd've"
Youse would have if I would have

Cunt 1: *pussies out of something*
Cunt 2: "yous'd've'f'i'd've"
Cunt 3 (Overseas Housing Investor): *Cries*

by Hi_Its_Matt August 29, 2022

M.I.D.L.F

Mothers I don’t like to fuck

She’s a M.I.D.l.F. There’s no way I’d fuck her

by Hentai_Supreme1 October 7, 2018

Y’all’d’ve’f’I’d’ve

Contraction meaning “you all would have if I had have”

None of you took the hit chip challenge, but y’all’d’ve’f’I’d’ve.

by Sinnergy April 10, 2022

who'd'ven't'f'i'dn't've'nt'f'i'd'ven't'f'ihavn'tn't'd'i've

A lengthy contraction. Use it your own way, who knows what it actually means. It’s too rusty to translate. The word can be found on Reddit, Tumblr, and probably more, most likely originating on social media.

Mike: who'd'ven't'f'I'dn't've'nt'f'I'd'ven't'f'Ihavn'tn't'd'I've-
John: Mike, shut up, we’re in an interview

by SomebodyNamedFjord April 3, 2020

N.F.I'd

Not Fucking Invited. A term used when you have not been invited to a party or social occasion

You coming to Matt's tonight?

Nope. N.F.I'd mate

by G.M.W.S April 24, 2008