Chip Idiot

a stupid idiot that pisses people off by behaving in a provocative manner.

Listen you chip idiot, I ask one simple question and you mouth off!

by kooldee July 7, 2010

Idiotbook

Facebook. Negative connotations.

Facebook should be referred to as the Idiotbook for the same reasons…and probably more…that television is called the “idiot box.” (See “idiot box” in Urbandictionary) .

by Kit Marley May 12, 2016

busy idiot

Someone who is working hard in all the wrong places

Someone who is getting useless things accomplished

Originated from Gordon Ramsay's 'Kitchen Nightmares'

'Yesterday at work I had to give Mark something useful to do, he was being such a busy idiot.'

by Slang Thang June 13, 2016

Life span of an idiot

Idiots only live up to 16 years and 4 months

The life span of an idiot is only up to 16 years and 5 months old so take real good care of your idiots

by dynamicmodel2.0 April 8, 2021

idiot bar

a device found on most newer lawn mowers that will shut the mower off if you let go of the handle so as to prevent some idiot from sticking their hand under a lawn mower while it is running, a similiar device found on a snow blower or other gas powered equipment

The thing I hate about mowing the lawn is when you take your hand off the idiot bar for just a second to move something out of the way and you have to restart the mower.

by Michael_Hunt May 18, 2008

Idiotwich

Describes being surrounded by people who are less-than-brilliant.

Proper usage depends on where you are located in relation to the others in the group.

See: 'First Chest'

In the middle: "Everytime I go to Three of Cups Lounge, I wind up being the meat in an idiotwich!"

At either end: "How the hell did I become a slice of bread in this idiotwich?"

by DanoNYC January 5, 2010

You dumb fucking cretin, You fucking fool. absolute fucking buffoon. you bumbling idiot, fuck you

Gordon Ramsey type beat

Parents: "Aww! Our baby is finally talking!"

The Baby: "You dumb fucking cretin, You fucking fool. absolute fucking buffoon. you bumbling idiot, fuck you"

by notjakelmao November 4, 2020