I didn't ask you 

A way for a jackass to have a catchphrase so he can feel smarter than he actually is.

Jackass: Hey, how do you spell Britain?
Friend: I don't remember actually.
Guy: It's spelled B-r-i-t-a-i-n.
Jackass: I didn't ask you.

I didn't ask you by FLINFLINMODE April 28, 2021

I didn't ask for a sermon 

When you have asked someone what something is and they respond by giving you more details of it, when only you wanted to know what it is.

Man1: Do you have a spare cigarette?

Man2: No, but smoking causes cancer and it smells and it's bad for others from second smoking and you will die.

Man1: I didn't ask for a sermon I asked for a cigarette.

I didn't ask for a sermon by Emitts79 June 14, 2011

I didn’t ask for a free ride 

A phrase from the beginning of the song ‘I didn’t ask for a free ride,’ also a favorite lyric of the song Rain On Me for many.

I didn’t ask for a free ride, I only asked you to show me a real good time

I didn’t ask for a free ride by eggfartlover August 13, 2022

Ask, I didn't 

Yoda when he is unamused with your irrelevant remarks.

hmmmmmm, ask, i didn't.

Ask, I didn't by RomanFoam March 1, 2022

i didnt ask.. 

literally, none cares if you asked or not. go back and crawl into ur mom's womb you fucking fetus. You aren't important in this world for everyone to care about ur opinion. Nobody cares about you and let's keep it that way none wants ur shitty opinion. if you didn't ask fuck off The world doesn't revolve around you. I can say whatever the fuck and I couldn't care less about your shitty-ass opinion. Everything you say isn't important.

guy: dude I didnt ask.... at all
Me: you aren't even that important in this world I mean did ur parents ask for you?

i didnt ask.. by Lolorator360 December 4, 2021

i didnt ask 

the most unoriginal and boring way to “roast” somebody

seriously, stop saying it. i dont give a flying fuck if you didnt ask i said it because i thought it was worth saying. fucking asshole.

guy:i got an nvidia rtx yesterday!
guy 2:i didnt ask
guy:shut the fucking hell up fucking loser.

i didnt ask by that_one_guy_on_the_internet June 10, 2021

I didnt ask 

To say the phrase "i didnt ask" is used when someone (usually in a group chat) says a statement like "tomorrow is my birthday" and then the other person says i didnt ask then crushing all hopes of the other person and making them feel terrible because they just got roasted like chicken, got boxed like a fish and then relizing the terrible truth that they are dog water and have no p.r nor earnings.

Person A: my dad died last week
Person B: I didnt ask
Person C (Person B's friends): what are you doing you are lost, your so free free er than air. your headset is so dog you literally got it from the dollar store. calm down you are not cracked you are not justin you litteral wannabe.

I didnt ask by TheRealAdmist February 9, 2021