If you ever need anyone to lick things for ya, I’m your guy 

“If you ever need anyone to lick things for ya, I’m your guy” is something Daniel Seavey said after licking a present under the mistletoe.

Daniel: If you ever need anyone to lick things for ya, I’m your guy
Limelights: oh hell yeah

If you ever need anyone to lick things for ya, I’m your guy by A limelight ofc December 19, 2020

I'm feeling you

I like you, I'm into you

You're just my type so I'm feeling you.

I'm feeling you by Lia294485 April 13, 2017

I'm With You 

- It commonly means, "I agree with you."

- It can be a gesture of trust, "I believe in you."

- It can be a gesture of romantic love, loyalty, infatuation, "we're miles apart, but my heart is with you."

- Or a song by Canadian singer-songwriter Avril Lavigne for her debut album, Let Go.

Agreement: "Yes, yes. I hear what you're saying. I'm with you."

Infatuation: "I just met you and this is crazy, but I... I'm with you."

I'm With You by dantheladysman December 17, 2012

I'm rubber you're glue 

A riposte used when someone calls you a name. Indicates that whatever names or words someone uses in an attempt to offend or insult you, those words will bounce off you, and stick to the name-caller, indicating that he or she is actually indicative of the connotation he or she originally wanted to impart upon you. Also, what I say to Peter to make him cry.

I'm rubber you're glue, your words bounce off me and stick to you.

I'm rubber you're glue by Holly Strop July 17, 2006

i’m doing you

Having sex with you

I’m doing you tonight

i’m doing you by New ham January 1, 2019

I'm begging you 

This is the phrase used by pathetic men who cannot get any action from their significant other and therefore, as a last resort, feel that they need to beg for it.

Woman : "You can try all you want but I'm just not ready!!"

Man : "I'm begging you! Baby please!! Think of all the men at work!! They're laughing at me!!!!"

Woman : "No!"

Man cries.

I'm begging you by ZCMC March 11, 2009

I'm sorry you feel that way 

The typical bullshit, don't give a fuck, patronizing response from an "authority" when you tell them what you really think.

Worker: "This job isn't worth the gas it takes me to drive my car in every morning, the shit I put up with should never have to be tolerated by any human being. This job's for the fuckin' birds."

Boss: "I'm sorry you feel that way."

I'm sorry you feel that way by SpeedyG123 February 27, 2010