I'm gonna shit

A saying used in cases of extreme emotion (i.e anger, excitement, sadness, and frustration)

-"If Penelope Garcia dies I'm gonna shit"

-"Who is that girl he's with"

"If he's cheating on me I'm gonna shit"

-"I'm so excited for Vampire Diaries I'm gonna shit"

-"I'm gonna shit if I don't find my yoga pants"

by SBFL September 26, 2010

I'm gonna vomit

When you are just so disturbed or repulsed by something that words fail to describe even the smallest bit of what you are feeling.

"Does she REALLY think she looks good in that skanky outfit?"
"Guess so dude, people are crazy."
"I'm gonna vomit if she comes over here."

by SQuiet March 17, 2020

I'm Gonna Bone

The common term used when a person planning to have intercouse is going to drive his sticky cock into a puss where said cock should be.

"I'm Gonna Bone in a puss where i belong" Chris Daughtry

by The Sticky Creamers January 16, 2011

i'm gonna cum!

A common phrase used during the act of sex or masturbation, usually exclusively used by men. It signifies appraoching orgasm and/or ejaculation. The ending "cum" is a play on the word come, and in turn derived from the common term cum.

"Oh god! I'm gonna cum!"

by thedoctor44 June 20, 2007

I'm Gonna Call It

The act of prematurely cancelling a social event or gathering at one's home in order to facilitate excessive "alone" time.

The phrase, "I'm gonna call it," is often used when no other seemingly legitimate excuse is available to the host. It is a method whereby the host can cancel the social activities in order to alot "alone" time for him/herself. These activities vary, but often include: Xbox, self-pleasuring, viewing pornography, and wasting time on the internet.

1.) "I'm gonna call it, guys." "But it's only ten o'clock on a Friday night." "I know, but I'm tired. I'm gonna call it."

2.) "I know it's only eight-thirty, but I'm gonna call it so I can get up early and clean my room tomorrow."

by Ajax the Cat February 22, 2010

I'm gonna die

What you shout when you are riding a huge rollercoaster, just a second before it flies down with a speed of 150 km/h.

-Oh no... Oh no, here it comes... ahh...
*coaster starts rushing down*
I'm gonna die!!!!!!!!!!

by Urban_Fellow July 23, 2006

I'm gonna pog

both expressing a high amount of joy, and nutting as hard as you can.

Sarah: Dude that dream is a psychic dream
Jake: Oh shit you're right, I think I'm gonna pog

by MsterGhost July 30, 2021