A devious hypothetical that requires a man to pick between performing the actions of One Guy One Screwdriver or having their balls jumped on 10 times, shot with a paintball gun 10 times, and tazed 3 times all while on camera
I was trying to sleep but my homie rolled over and gave me the New York Hypothetical and completely ruined my night
by JahPresto July 21, 2022
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guy 1: dude what are you looking at?
guy 2: oh! yeah man i just went on a hypothetical adventure thinking about what would happen if I ever told my wife about the night a did her sister, and apparently she would take a bat to my car and then put me in the hospital
guy 1: yeah I can see that happening
guy 2: oh! yeah man i just went on a hypothetical adventure thinking about what would happen if I ever told my wife about the night a did her sister, and apparently she would take a bat to my car and then put me in the hospital
guy 1: yeah I can see that happening
by Matt Clements January 13, 2008
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Boy: If I had my coat with me I would give it to you.
Girl: Thank you for your hypothetical chivalry.
Boy: If I had my coat with me I would give it to you.
Girl: Thank you for your hypothetical chivalry.
by Miss Jaffah May 6, 2011
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Phrase, beginning of a sentence. Use when you don't want to say you did something, but you actually did it.
See: asking for a friend
Phrase, beginning of a sentence. Use when you don't want to say you did something, but you actually did it.
See: asking for a friend
Person 1: Hypothetically speaking, what if I was arrested and I ran away from the police holding cell by overdosing the guard with heroin?
Person 2: Dude!
Person 2: Dude!
by Migaspin March 2, 2021
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Maria has a crush on Andre, Andre has a crush on Maria, but Maria and Andre aren't dating. They are just a hypothetical couple.
by Gorillafaceoff November 9, 2011
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ex.) I just realized that my hypothetical relationship is completely a completely unrealistic situation
by fucshia fishy January 11, 2010
Get the hypothetical relationship mug.The act (or, indeed, thought) of giving a person a high five without any physical contact, as the two persons are usually across the room from each other and far too lazy to get off their asses. Often occurs after a minor success or simply to display ones awesomeness. The process will many times include nodding to further affirm their collective staggering amazingness.
by J Bernard December 31, 2007
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