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hypercrite

A person whose actions are so counter to his words that he's gone beyond being just a hypocrite. This behavior has been exhibited in the wild most acutely by conservative Caucasian Homo sapiens.
A longtime advocate of traditional marriage and family values, the congressman was outed as a hypercrite after texting an explicit video to his contacts list of himself having sex with someone who was neither his wife nor of the opposite gender.
by Bart County Scrivener June 3, 2016
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Hypercrite

someone who is such a damn hypocrite you need a new word for it.
Ben is a fucking hypercrite. what a cunt.
by Billyith the 3rd May 5, 2018
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hypercrite

A public or influencial person who publicly professes his or her philosophy or ideology but secretly lives a life contrary to that philosophy. An uber-hypocrite.
President George Bush, Senator Larry Craig, Rush Limbaugh, Reverend Ted Haggert are dyed-in-the-wool hypercrites.
by Kaliuma September 8, 2007
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hypercrite

1)a person who is hyper and a hypocrite.
2)a person who is a hypocrite while online.
"she was talking smack about me on AIM last night and i was like jeez what a hypercrite!"
by LoonyLeenie February 29, 2008
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HyperWine

HyperWine
noun / ritual / coping strategy

The unholy but effective union of wine and hard liquor—typically vodka or other neutral spirits—designed to enhance a glass of wine with a stealthy kick. The result is a hyper-drived beverage that salvages bad wine, stretches a bottle across more pours, and delivers a swift, multidimensional buzz for the discerning cheapskate.

Caution:

Must be prepared in secrecy, lest you be mistaken for a party saboteur.
Unlikely to be understood by your sommelier friends (but let’s be real, they weren’t invited).
May raise ethical questions if performed at weddings or baby showers.
"I HyperWined my glass when no one was looking—suddenly the cheap Merlot stopped tasting like regret and I could actually tolerate small talk about cryptocurrency despite it being all a scam."
by Chellox July 13, 2025
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hyperbaiter

a ragebaiter who can ragebait and matsurbate at the same time
person 1: dude you're such a hyperbaiter
by n0l512 December 30, 2025
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