hillbilly hydraulics

a condition created when the rear struts or shocks of a car stop functioning and the weight of the car rests only on the springs causing the ass end to bounce under hard braking.
adds at least 10% to the coolness factor of a car

my Tempo has ridiculous hillbilly hydraulics when I pump the brake pedal

by tempopetey December 25, 2007

mad hydraulics

originated from watching matchbox cars slam into walls. conceived by leonard toy AKA meanrock

look at that pesto! mad hydraulics!

by Swampy February 14, 2003

1 man 1 hydraulic press

It's a video of... you know what, I think you know the point of what I'm trying to say
1. The man is drugged so he can't move

2. he got crushed

me: hey have u seen 1 man 1 hydraulic press?
someone: no, is it like 1 man 1 jar
me: look...
Someone: watches vid...
Someone: i'm never going to look at hydraulic presses the same way again.

by MousePadKing September 23, 2018

hydraulic press

Kokichi Ouma.

Maki: "lol Kokichi went smoosh under the hydraulic press XD"

by It's a lie nehehe October 19, 2020

hydralisk

A serpent like monster from the game Starcraft, has a snake like tail and claws, shoots spines.

aaaa the hydralisk killed the marine aaa

by Kanker April 21, 2003

Hydraulic Shit

The type of shit you take after hitting the stall about one second before shitting your pants. You assault the bowl with a steamer that is of normal consistancy however the back pressure is so great that the turd is projected out at such great speed that no residue has time to stick to your cheeks and the use of toilet paper is not necessary. Very similar to the Carpenters Cut.

Man I feel hydraulic shit coming on, you better pull into that gas station before I shit my pants, I am already breaking out in a cold sweat!

by The CLE Steamer May 9, 2009

hydralisk

Reptile/serpentish monster from the PC game Starcraft. Costs 75 minerals and 25 gas; has a ranged attack instead of a melee, and can shoot ground as well as air targets. Sort of like an upgraded marine, and is useful when used in conjuction with Zerglings.

Does 10 damage, can evolve into a Lurker in Starcraft: Brood War.

Noob: Dude, wtf? I didn't keep my eye on my Zerg enemy while I was teching towards corsairs, then he comes out of nowhere with 20 hydras and raped my ass. Goddamn hydralisks.
Me:Hydralisks are so useful and versatile. Oh and lolol pwned.

How does it shoot spines? I mean, acid spit makes more sense. Do they grow them back or something?

by JigglyJP October 16, 2007