brown hatter

Pejorative. A male homosexual, so-called due to the propensity of the tip of the male member to become coated with feces during the act of anal intercourse.

Boy George is the king of the brown hatters.

by Tunmy AuGratin April 10, 2006

pink hatter

One of the new-found "fans" of the Boston Red Sux who has limited to no knowledge of the game of baseball, and who buys expensive and scarce tickets to the ball game because of the frat-party like atmosphere, and so he or she can brag of their allegiance around the water cooler. The pink hatter is so named because their team apparrel purchases are unconventional in color, and are merely chosen in an attemp to call attention to themselves and their amplified hipster factor. Pink hatters can be found in the ballpark taking the seat of a more interested and less casual fan that was unable to get a ticket.

Did you see the movie Fever Pitch where Drew Barrymore gets hit in the head by a baseball at a game because she is using her lap-top computer? That scene was meant to be humorous, but it made light of the serious problem of the confluence of pink hatters to Fenway Park. Geez, bandwagon fannery has certainly gotten out of control.

by Hipster Hater March 29, 2008

hatter defense

A defense to trolling, most commonly on World of Warcraft forums, that involves saying that the troll "can't stop hiding behind alts and troll on their main." Usually improperly punctuated with poor grammar.

Near perfect execution of the hatter defense:

"Is it because I have what little balls it takes to post on my main, I mean I understand the point of some trolls its either they want some anonymity, which makes no sense seeing how your in a faceless game, or they want to make you mad because you don't know their main and can't bug them"

by KalametyTheRogue April 13, 2010

Hattered

When somebody comes up behinde you and pulles your hat over your haed and then kicks you in the nuts.

John hattered jim and Jim cried.

by Omaralcoortia June 21, 2011

hatter

noun: west coast beach slang. someone who poses as a surfer, but would never risk a rag-doll.

mike: hey Alvin, why did you bolt that surfboard to the roof of your car?

Alvin: oh, the last one got stolen one night last month. hatter

by sandspit September 24, 2007

brown hatter's overalls

Pajamas, as worn by many men up until the late 70's, when central heating in the UK was commonly installed in many homes.

Bob was wearing his brown hatter's overalls when I called 'round this morning

by ward b July 6, 2007

Hatter553

A Roblox oder who dates in Royale High and always blames his sister when he could have made an account for his sister

Hatter553 dates Axel in Royale High

by Mr. OOFer September 28, 2018